Baskin Robins Joke
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
`I'm really hungry`, said the first one.
`Me, too` said the second.
`Let's fly down and find some lunch.`
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate `til they could eat no more.
`I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree`, said the first one. `Me either. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun`, said the second.
`O.K.` said the first.
They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tom cat snuck up and gobbled them up.
As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought,
`I just love baskin` robins.`