Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He
saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we
made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover
at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes
and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had
wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my
mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the
leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As
soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"