Blonde Needs Job
A blond, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
He went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if she had any jobs for him to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blond said "How about 50 dollars?" The woman agreed and told him that the paint and ladders that he might need were in the garage. The woman's husband, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to his wife, "Does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The woman replied, "He should. He was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect his money. "You're finished already?" she asked.
"Yes," the blond answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the woman reached in her pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blond added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."