Crabs on a Plane
A man boarded a plane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde female crew member to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator/freezer.
He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would
happen if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she got on the intercom and announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.