Do You Have A Weedeater?
Two rednecks, Rod and
Rod turns to
Tomorrow, I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."
The next day Rod goes to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for four classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic," Rod says, "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Then logically because you own a weed-eater, you must have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, you must have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, you probably have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing. You were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater."
Excited to take the class now, Rod shakes the dean's hand and leaves to meet
Rod says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed-eater?"
"Then you're a queer."