Dog gets Check!

I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady
said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my
Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who
his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to
qualify.
My Dog gets his first check Friday.
Damn this is a great country.