Drank My Poison
A little guy was sitting at a bar staring at his drink for ages. Then suddenly a large biker came along and snatched the glass and drank the contents.
The biker laughed his head off. "So what are you gonna do about that, little man?" he crowed.
"Nothing," sighed the little man despondently. "You see, today's been the worst day of my life. First I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss was angry so he fired me. So I cleared my desk and went to my car, but I found it had been stolen. So I took a cab home but after paying the driver, I realized that I'd left my wallet in the back seat of the cab. I went into my house and found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I left home and came to this bar, and just when I was thinking about ending it all, you came along and drank my poison..."