Drunk Driving

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The Bus

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

Well, I have done something about it: a couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks with some pals and had a few too many scotches as well as beers and some rather nice red wine; but knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before – I took a bus home.

I arrived back safely and without incident which was a real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.