Farm Boy Joke
A farm boy is driving a horse drawn wagon loaded with potatoes around a
narrow winding dirt road. As the wagon rounds a curve the back wheel gets
too close to edge of the road rolls over spilling the potatoes. As the
boy climbs to the road dusting himself off a farmer runs from his house to
see if everyone is okay.
The boy sees the farmer coming and yells I need help my Paw is going to be
real mad. The farmer surveys the site and says I can help you turn the
wagon over and clean up the mess, but my wife is just putting dinner on
the table, fried chicken, mashed taters, and gravy, fresh green beans,
home made hot rolls, and an apple pie just out of the oven.
Come on and eat and then we can get this mess cleaned up and you can be on
Well okay the boy replies some what unsure. “But my Paw is going to be mad.
After the meal the boy has eaten so much he has to loosen his belt a notch.
The boy leans back in the chair and says we better get out there and get
the wagon rolled over and those taters picked up my Paw is going to be
The Farmer replies I know your Paw he’ll understand, by the way where is
The boy replies ….. “under the wagon”.