Good News Bad News Joke

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Good News Bad News Joke

Wife: I have some good news and some bad news.
Husband: What's the good news?
Wife: The good news is I found a picture that's worth $500,000.
Husband: Wow!  That's wonderful!  What's the bad news?
Wife: The bad news is that the picture is of you and your secretary!