Good News Bad News Lawyer Joke

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Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no!  I'm ruined!  What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!