I need a shave!
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is lathering
him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball
from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with
the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes,
the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like
everyone else does."