It Pays To Know German
An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: “Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kühe und die Schweine haben darin geschissen!”
Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!”
The man shouts back: “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!”
The Amish man shouts back in English: “Use two hands, you’ll get more!”