Jeff is Dead Joke
Jerie's husband Matt died suddenly one day. Jerie was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Jeff's obituary to read.
Jerie asked the undertaker, "How much does an obituary cost?"
The undertaker replied, "One dollar per word."
Jerie then said, "I want the obituary to read - JEFF IS DEAD."
The undertaker was an old fishing buddy of Jeff's and he was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he offered, "I'll make you a special deal since I knew Jeff so well. I'll pay for half of the obituary out of my own pocket."
Jerie's face lit up and she replied, "Great. I want it to read - JEFF IS DEAD, BOAT FOR SALE."