Kiss Me Joke

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the kiss joke

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks."I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says,"Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had.

That's a real talent you are wasting.

You could be famous Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"