Lazy Sunday Joke
One lazy Sunday morning a bachelor was laying on his couch in nothing but his underwear eating Cheetos and surfing the cable channels for something to watch when he came across a preacher who caught his attention.
The preacher looked into the viewing audience and said, Are you lonely?
The bachelor looked around and tentatively said...yea.
The preacher then asked, Have and spent most your life chasing after the sins of flesh?
Again..the bachelor looked around and said...yea.
The preacher then said...are you doing nothing today but laying around on your couch in nothing but your underwear eating Cheetos?
Now the bachelor is really freaked out and was thinking...this preacher is GOOD!
Then the preacher said...do you feel the need to get up...walk in your kitchen and write me a $ 1,000 check?
At that point, the bachelor lets out a deep breathe and says, whew...for a minute there I thought he was talking to me!