Nice Pigs

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
 

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and says:
 

"Nice pigs, sir."
 

  The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State  Hillary Clinton and I
got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
 

  The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says,
 

"Excellent trade, sir."