Old Ladies Joke
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, Now dont get mad at me... I know weve been friends for a long time, but I just cant remember your name. Ive thought and thought, but I cant recall it. Please tell me what your name is.Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just looked at her.Finally she said, How soon do you need to know?