Old Man Joke
Jacob (92 years old) and Rebecca (85 years old) are all excited about their
decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on
the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: " Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers " Yes".
Jacob: Do you sell heart medication?
Pharmacist: Of course we do.
Jacob: How about medicine for circulation?
Pharmacist: All kinds.
Jacob; Medicine for rheumatism?
Jacob: How about Viagra?
Pharmacist: Of course.
Jacob: Medicine for memory?
Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety.
Jacob: What about vitamins and sleeping pills?
Jacob turns to Rebecca: Sweetheart, we might as well
register here for our wedding gift list !!