Old Man Joke

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Old Man Joke

Jacob (92 years old) and Rebecca (85 years old) are all excited about their
 decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on
 the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in.
 
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: " Are you the owner?"
 
The pharmacist answers " Yes".
 
Jacob: Do you sell heart medication?
 
Pharmacist: Of course we do.
 
Jacob: How about medicine for circulation?
 
Pharmacist: All kinds.
 
Jacob; Medicine for rheumatism?
 
Pharmacist: Definitely.
 
Jacob: How about Viagra?
 
Pharmacist: Of course.
 
Jacob: Medicine for memory?
 
Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety.
 
Jacob: What about vitamins and sleeping pills?
 
Pharmacist: Absolutely.
 
Jacob turns to Rebecca: Sweetheart, we might as well
 register here for our wedding gift list !!