Redneck and the Hooker Joke

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Redneck and Hooker Joke

A REDNECK was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the Shadows.

'Twenty dollars' she whispers.

Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, So they hide in the bushes.

They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.

'What's going on here, people?' Asks the officer.

'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answers sounding annoyed.

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

' Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, til ya shined that light in her face.'