A couple of rednecks are hunting out in the woods when one of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He don't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck whips out his mobile phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator...
"Christ almight, Bubba's dead! What the heck can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Sir, just take it easy. I can help you ... First, lets make sure he's dead."
The 911 operator hears a few moments of silence, then suddenly hears a shot.
Jim-Bob's voice comes back on the line. "OK, he's dead all right. Now what?"