Spotter Owl Joke
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract and she wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she began to climb up the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor and she told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat and an anti-hunter, and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her go wait in the examination room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Enviromental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management so we could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" that was located near a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."