A furious man is leaving his wife.as he's storming out, his mother in law calls round "what's wrong?"she asks."I sent a text to my wife telling her I'd be home early", he fumes."I got back to find her in bed with another man."
"im sure there will be a simple explanation his mother in law says."let me go and have a chat with her". She goes to talk to her daughter and returns a few minutes later."I knew there'd be a simple explanation", she says with a smile."she didn't get your text".