The Stock Market

If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock one year ago,it would now be worth $49.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401 Keg Plan.