Truck Driver Joke
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of his cab. "Can you tell me the time, please?" asks a jogger. "Yeah, it's 4:30," answers the trucker. He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by knocks on his cab. It's another jogger who asks the time. "It's 4:40!" yells the trucker. Deciding he didn't want to be disturbed any more so he could get some sleep, he writes on a piece of paper: I DON'T KNOW THE TIME and sticks the paper in his windshield. Well, he gets to sleep again but before you know it, he is again awakened by knocks on his cab. It's another jogger, who says, "It's 5:25".