Two Older Men
Two older gentleman were talking and one said to the other, 'You're having an anniversary soon, right?'
The other replied, 'Yup, a big one... 20 years.' 'Wow,' said the other, 'what are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?' The other replied, 'We're going on a trip to Australia.' 'Wow, Australia, that's some gift!' said the other man. 'That's going to be hard to beat. What are you going to do for your 25th anniversary?'
'Go back and get her.'