Wally

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Sue listened to an instructor declare "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other".

He addressed the men; "Do you know your wife's favorite flower?".

Wally leaned over and touched his wife's are gently and whispered "Pillsbury All Purpose, isn't it honey?"

And thus began Wally's life of celibacy.