Where is my bike?
The young minister, Brother Danny, was sadly relating his tale of woe to his buddy John. His bicycle was missing, perhaps even stolen. John suggested that if the good preacher really thought that his bicycle was stolen, he should preach his next sermon on the ten commandments. If he observed his flock closely during the discussion of Thou shalt not steal the thief would give himself away. Brother Danny agreed enthusiastically and the very next Sunday, he preached eloquently and convincingly on the commandments. Suddenly, about halfway through the sermon, he announced that the service was over. Afterwards, John sought out brother Danny and asked why the sermon was ended suddenly. Didn't we think that this would cause the thief to reveal himself?
"Yes we did" answered the good brother "but when we got to Thou shalt not commit adultery, I remembered where I had left my bicycle."