Wipe that smile off your face!
Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women."
the priest tells Henry, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing"
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?" Henry asks.
"No," replies the priest. "But it'll wipe that smug grin off your face."