Jake's Corner

Jake's Corner

9/3/14 Brangelina Wedding Details

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Wednesday, September 3, 2014

 

Imagine you spent thousands of dollars on a Versace wedding gown, and before you could even put it on to walk down the aisle, your six kids scribbled all over it. Now imagine you spent thousands of dollars for a Versace wedding gown that already had your six kids' scribbles EMBROIDERED INTO IT.  Yeah, that's what ANGELINA JOLIE did. The kids didn't just decorate Angelina's dress.  They were a huge part of the occasion.  They each, quote, "picked their clothes and their duties."  For 10-year-old Pax, those duties included making the cake. Angelina says, quote, "I wanted the kids to be a part of everything including the dress, because that's our family.  That represents the way we live out life together . . . They are our best friends and the people closest to us in our lives."

 

TOM BRADY admits that he acts like a BIG FRICKIN' BABY when he wants attention from his wife GISELE BUNDCHEN.  He says, quote, "I like attention from her, so when I'm not getting it I let her know in immature ways, like a young, immature child would.  You throw fits and you pout and you whine until you get what you want."

 

JUSTIN BIEBER was arrested Friday for dangerous driving and assault, after he got into a physical altercation with the paparazzi while four-wheeling in Canada.  Sources say Justin ran his four-wheeler into a minivan driven by the paparazzi, then got into it with one of them.  Justin is already on probation in L.A. for egging his neighbor's house.

 

MILEY CYRUS has a new tattoo that says "Love Your Brain."  But when asked if she thinks smoking weed hurts her brain, she said, quote, "You know what hurts your brain?  Googling yourself.  You know what hurts your brain?  Instagram . . . [and] reading [abusive] comments on Facebook."

9/2/14 Celeb Nude Pics Stolen

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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

 

A MASSIVE amount of celebrity nudes hit the web over the weekend . . . including Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Selena Gomez, Hilary Duff, Kirsten Dunst, and Lea Michele. Apparently someone hacked into the Apple iCloud, and stole photos people had taken on their phones and backed up online.  And there's word that there could be MORE. The FBI and Apple are both looking into it.

 

JENNY MCCARTHY and DONNIE WAHLBERG got married Saturday near Chicago.  Guests included fellow NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK Joey McIntyre, Danny Wood, and brothers Jordan and Jonathan Knight . . . plus Sherri Shepherd, who was let go from "The View" along with Jenny.  Donnie's brother MARK wasn't there, but he sent a congratulatory video.

 

ASHLEE SIMPSON married DIANA ROSS's son EVAN Sunday at her home in Greenwich, Connecticut.  Diana even officiated the ceremony.  Ashlee is 29, Evan is 26.

 

GABRIELLE UNION married Miami Heat star DWYANE WADE at the Chateau Artisan in Miami on Saturday.  He's 32, she's 41.

 

Unfortunately, it doesn't sound like JOAN RIVERS' condition improved over the weekend.  Word has it she's on LIFE SUPPORT, but that hasn't been confirmed.  Her daughter MELISSA RIVERS merely said, quote, "We are keeping our fingers crossed."

9/1/14 Miley Cyrus Poses Nude

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Monday, September 1, 2014

 

COREY FELDMAN just settled his divorce with his ex Susannah, and he got off pretty easy.  He's paying $750 a month in support for their 10-year-old son.  Meanwhile, he gets the 2001 Mercedes, and she gets the 2002 Hyundai.

 

Miley Cyrus apparently tried to get back at Time magazine for naming her the world's Worst Dressed Woman -- by posing in V magazine wearing nothing at all! Miley pushed the the envelope for the edgy mag's Rebel issue by taking it all off for the camera and she used stuffed animals as a background for the cover, and an assortment of odd props on the inside as well.

 

Britney Spears won't have to worry about some creep buying the video of her boyfriend cheating on her -- because her dad just forked over big bucks to keep it off the market. TMZ reports that Jamie Spears got wind of the tape of David Lucado and a mystery woman a couple of weeks ago and made a very generous offer for what's said to be the only copy. Jamie's rep tells the site that he took the action to protect his daughter from David and from the embarrassment of the video going public.

8/29/14 Brangleina Gets Married

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Friday, August 29, 2014

 

BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE pulled a fast one on the media and pretty much EVERYONE by getting married last Saturday in France.  Their rep made the announcement yesterday. It's amazing that they were able to keep it under wraps . . . especially considering how obsessed the media is with their status . . . so now everyone is playing catch-up.  Here's what we know: It happened at an estate Brad and Angelina own in Correns, France, which is probably the main reason they were able to keep it so secret.  And it was a short "nondenominational civil ceremony conducted by a California judge." There were only about 22 friends and family members there . . . although Angelina's father JON VOIGHT was NOT there. Brad and Angelina read handwritten vows, and all six of their kids were involved in the ceremony.  Angelina walked down the aisle with Maddox and Pax, Zahara and Vivienne threw flower petals, and Shiloh and Knox were the ring bearers.

 

BRAD PITT'S entire family was reportedly at his wedding, but ANGELINA JOLIE'S dad JON VOIGHT didn't get an invite.  He found out yesterday after the news hit the Internet.  And when he was first told, he simply said, "That's nice."  But he later said he's on his way to Europe to spend time with the family.

 

BRITNEY SPEARS dumped David Lucado, her boyfriend of a year and a half.  There's a rumor going around that she ditched him because there's a video that shows him cheating on her.  Last night she Tweeted, quote, "Ahhhh the single life!"

 

JOAN RIVERS is in critical but stable condition at a New York City hospital, after she stopped breathing and went into cardiac arrest during surgery on her vocal cords. She was sedated at the time, and at a show the previous night, she joked, quote, "I'm 81 . . . I could go at any moment."

 

COREY FELDMAN just settled his divorce with his ex Susannah, and he got off pretty easy.  He's paying $750 a month in support for their 10-year-old son.  Meanwhile, he gets the 2001 Mercedes, and she gets the 2002 Hyundai.

 

8/28/14 Beyonce/Jay Z Rumors Planned

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Thursday, August 28, 2014

 

Divorce rumors have been dogging BEYONCÉ and JAY Z for months now . . . but maybe that's EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED. In a radio interview yesterday, Beyoncé's dad MATHEW KNOWLES said they CREATED those rumors to drum up interest in their tour.  And even Jay's elevator fight with SOLANGE was faked. He said, quote, "I know [it was fake], because we've done this.  From experience, there's a tour going on.  So you sometimes have to ignite that tour.  It's called a Jedi mind trick.  The Jedi mind trick fools you a lot. Everyone's talking about it.  Ticket sales went up.  Solange's album sales went up 200%."

 

QUEEN LATIFAH and her girlfriend Eboni want to have a baby, and "In Touch" magazine claims they want LENNY KRAVITZ to impregnate either a surrogate or Eboni herself. A source says, quote, "Queen Latifah simply loves Lenny.  Not only is he handsome, but she likes his inner peace and what he stands for as a man."

 

O.J. SIMPSON has now decided to spend his prison time converting to ISLAM.  Or at least, that's what the "National Enquirer" wants us to believe.  Supposedly, he was put in touch with MIKE TYSON, who's Muslim . . . "occasionally wears the traditional 'Kufi' prayer cap, and studies the Koran."

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