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1/16/14 New Kanye Religion

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Thursday, January 16, 2014

 

This is ridiculous and absurd! There's now a RELIGION based on KANYE WEST.  It's called Yeezianity, and the founder claims it's NOT a joke.  Followers believe that, quote, "The one who calls himself Yeezus is a divine being who has been sent by God to usher in a New Age of humanity."

 

GISELE BUNDCHEN says she doesn't even own a hairbrush because, quote, "In my job you have to remember people are brushing my hair every day.  You have to remember the last thing I want [on a day off] is a brush in my hair!"  She also says she never watches football unless her husband TOM BRADY is playing.

 

"Forbes" has released its annual list of the Most Influential Celebrities, and this year, STEVEN SPIELBERG is #1.  OPRAH WINFREY, who topped the list in the two previous years, came in second this year.

 

Will Justin Bieber's bad-boy antics get him deported? After cops stormed the singer's house earlier this week, there's been speculation that Bieb could have earned himself a one-way ticket back to Canada. Justin might not mind, though. He once told Rolling Stone magazine he would never become an American citizen. "You guys are evil," he said. "Canada's the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you're broke because of medical bills."

1/15/14 Bieber's House Raided by Police

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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

 

AMBER HEARD was spotted with a big rock on THAT finger . . . leading to speculation that she and JOHNNY DEPP are engaged.  And she fueled that speculation by seemingly trying to hide it.   Amber and Johnny met on the set of the 2011 movie "The Rum Diary".  Not long after that, Johnny broke up with his longtime girlfriend VANESSA PARADIS.  Amber is 27 and bisexual.  Johnny is 50.

 

JENNIFER LOPEZ has been dating Casper Smart for over two years, and says he's "fantastic" with her 5-year-old twins Max and Emme.  But that doesn't mean he has a lock on becoming her fourth husband. She says, quote, "I don't know.  We'll see.  I don't know.  You know, I've always believed in that institution.  I believe in it, but it is difficult.  I've had my challenges, but at the same time I believe in love, and I think that is the main thing."

 

This seems a little excessive, but police RAIDED JUSTIN BIEBER'S house yesterday to find evidence that he egged his neighbor's home last week. Seriously . . . 12 cops in eight police cars responded to an egging report by showing up with a search warrant.  Justin didn't answer questions because he didn't have a lawyer present.  Police say he hasn't been charged or exonerated yet. One thing they're looking for is video from Justin's own surveillance cameras that shows him in the act of vandalizing his neighbor's house.  They're also looking for anything else that links Justin to the incident, like egg residue. We don't know if they found any of that, but they DID find DRUGS.  But it looks like Justin won't take the fall for that.  At least not yet.  Because it was his friend LIL ZA who was holding. Police initially said the drug was COCAINE, but now there's word that it might have been MOLLY . . . that form of ecstasy that cool people like Miley Cyrus and Madonna sing about.  He may have also had Xanax on him. And check this out:  Lil Za got RE-ARRESTED before he could leave the jailhouse yesterday afternoon.  He was just about to be released on bail, and he was on the phone with somebody.  But he got angry for some reason and smashed the phone. They booked him again on a vandalism charge. At this point, police are saying Justin is NOT connected to the drugs.  This is potentially a FELONY egging, by the way, because the damage to Justin's neighbor's house was in the THOUSANDS.

 

There have been rumors that CHARLIE SHEEN wants to kick his ex-wife DENISE RICHARDS out of a house that he owns, and which she's been living in with their daughters.  And yesterday he Tweeted, quote, "hey denise I own the farm.  yet you are only pig in the pen to sling mud bile & [crap] every inch your evil cloven hoofs trample.  #Oink"

1/14/14 Octomom Charged with Welfare Fraud

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Tuesday, January 14, 2014

 

KANYE WEST allegedly punched an 18-year-old man who called KIM KARDASHIAN an "[N-word] lover" at an office building in Beverly Hills yesterday.  Sources say Kanye punched the guy in a chiropractor's waiting room before someone separated them.  The man reportedly wants to press assault charges.

 

"Octomom" NADYA SULEMAN has been charged with three counts of WELFARE FRAUD. Officials in Los Angeles County say Nadya failed to report $30,000 in income she received from public appearances and video residuals while also collecting public assistance. She could get up to six years in prison if convicted on all counts.  She's due in court Friday, and prosecutors are recommending bail be set at $25,000.

 

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly on the banned list of Britney Spears’ “Piece of Me” show at Planet Hollywood Resort. Britney's father, Jamie, has been keeping Lohan at a distance since he became the Brit’s conservator in 2008, after her famous meltdown. A source says that Britney’s father “always felt that Lindsay was a bad influence on Britney.”

1/13/14 Pam Anderson Marries...Again

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Monday, January 13, 2014

 

PAMELA ANDERSON has married RICK SALOMON for the SECOND time.  Salomon is probably best known as the male "star" of the PARIS HILTON sex tape. Pam married him in 2007, but they got an annulment a few months later.  They started hooking up again last year and Pam says, quote, "We're very happy.  Our families are very happy and that's all that matters."

 

WHITNEY HOUSTON'S daughter BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN married her adopted "brother" NICK GORDON.  They announced it on Twitter. Bobbi and Nick aren't siblings biologically OR legally.  Nick was "unofficially" adopted by Whitney as a teenager.  Bobbi turns 21 in March.

 

SEAN PENN is getting rid of his guns.  During a charity auction for Haiti over the weekend, one of the items up for bids was a sculpture that will be made out of all 65 of the guns Sean owns "in the continental United States."  He credited, quote, "a strong woman . . . from South Africa" for convincing him to ditch them.  Obviously, he was referring to his new girlfriend CHARLIZE THERON.

 

JUSTIN BIEBER egged his neighbor's house Thursday night, and the neighbor caught some of it on video.  All he really got was Justin's voice, because it was dark . . . but Justin reportedly threw about 20 eggs.  Police are investigating.

 

JIM CARREY busted SHIA LABEOUF at the "Golden Globes" last night.  He said, quote, "Dying is easy.  Comedy is hard.  I believe it was Shia LaBeouf who said that.  So young, so wise."  Meanwhile, Shia Tweeted Friday that he's, quote, "retiring from all public life."

 

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie have split after three years of marriage. Her rep released a statement saying that the two have mutually decided on an amicable separation and they remain good friends....  the couple just drifted apart.

1/10/14 Anne Hathaway Almost Dies

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Friday, January 10, 2014

 

ANNE HATHAWAY was at the beach in Hawaii with her husband ADAM SHULMAN this week . . . when she was nearly SWEPT OUT TO SEA. Anne had gone for a swim in the ocean . . . when she was pulled out by a rip current.  She screamed for help . . . and fortunately, a surfer came to the rescue, and brought her back to shore. But in the process of almost dying, Anne cut her foot on a reef or something, so her husband had to tend to her injury.  And he did so by SUCKING ON HER TOE. 

 

Whenever someone hires LINDSAY LOHAN, they know how difficult she is to work with . . . but are apparently under the assumption that THIS TIME it's going to be different.  It never is. Last year, OPRAH WINFREY gave Lindsay an eight-episode reality show on OWN, reportedly in exchange for getting Lindsay's first post-rehab interview. The show premieres on March 9th . . . and in a preview that was recently shown to TV critics, Oprah reportedly slammed Lindsay. She said, quote, "This is exactly what everybody said was going to happen and I believed differently.  She doesn't understand.  This is her life . . . you think you have forever." She said this after Lindsay refused to take part in a scheduled day of filming, and fought with the show's producers. Oprah is shown telling Lindsay, quote, "My truth is, I really do want you to win . . . but if that isn't what you want, I'm okay with that.  I will tell these guys to pack up and leave today." And Lindsay responds, quote, "I know this is my last shot at doing what I have to do." In the preview, Lindsay also insists that she's dedicated to sobriety, but when her "sober coach" is asked if she's kept away from alcohol, the coach says, quote, "Um.  You know."

 

Lindsay Lohan is (allegedly) being extorted after her laptop was stolen while she was at an airport in Shanghai in China. The thieves who took the computer on Tuesday have reportedly managed to access Lindsay’s personal Twitter account and posted a series of Tweets. They then allegedly impersonated the actress writing, 'It was great to be in China and I want to thank everyone for their hospitality, however someone has stolen my computer at the airport.' An insider claims that the thieves have since made contact with Lohan demanding money before the laptop could be returned. Lindsay's team is said to be frantically trying to wipe the computer remotely, but they have not had any luck yet.

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