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1/28/13 Justin Bieber Assault with Nerf Gun

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Monday, January 28, 2013
 
"Snow White and the Huntsman" director RUPERT SANDERS is getting divorced. His wife, Liberty Ross, filed last week. They'd been married for 10 years and have a 7-year-old daughter and a 5-year-old son. --Of course, this is a direct result of Rupert's little grope-fest with KRISTEN STEWART over the summer. A source says, quote, "Liberty is the kind of person who wouldn't really ever get over it." --Despite recent break-up rumors, it appears that Kristen and ROBERT PATTINSON are still together.
 
Olympic skier LINDSEY VONN isn't addressing speculation that she's dating TIGER WOODS. Her rep says, quote, "Lindsey is currently in the midst of the World Cup season in Europe. --Her focus is solely on competing and on defending her titles and thus she will not participate in any speculation surrounding her personal life at this time."
 
A woman in Ottawa filed a police report against JUSTIN BIEBER for assault. With a NERF GUN. --Justin was having a Nerf gun fight with his brother and sister at an arena before a concert, when one of the darts hit a female employee at the venue. She flipped out and went to the police, who are apparently taking this seriously. --A source says they've interviewed several people at the arena.
 
Kim Kardashian has offered Kris Humphries either $10 million or not a red cent to settle their divorce, depending on which report you're reading. --According to TMZ, Kris asked for $7 million, but Kim rejected that offer. And now they say that she's looking for him to pay her attorney's fees. The reasoning -- Kris has dragged this thing out so long that her lawyer bills have gotten out of hand. --But Radar Online reports that Kim offered Kris $10 million, which he rejected.

1/25/13 Tiger Has Moved On

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Friday, January 25, 2013
 
Earlier this week we heard that TIGER WOODS was desperate to get his ex-wife ELIN NORDEGREN back. But maybe he's actually moved on. --The "Star" tabloid claims that he's been dating Olympic skier LINDSEY VONN since November. A source says, quote, "He wants to marry again, and thinks Lindsey could be the woman." Lindsey is 28 . . . Tiger is 37. --Lindsey just got divorced last month, but she split from her husband, fellow skier THOMAS VONN, over a year ago.
 
Yesterday we heard rumors JENNIFER LOPEZ and MARC ANTHONY hooked up. Now we have this: Marc and his girlfriend Shannon de Lima just broke up this month. His rep confirmed it. --No word if there's a connection.
 
ROBERT KARDASHIAN'S widow Ellen recently released Robert's old journals . . . which reportedly included a story about KRIS JENNER beating up KIM KARDASHIAN when she was 9 or 10. --Well, the Kardashian girls are fighting back. --KHLOE Tweeted, quote, "How can such a piece of trash even mention my father's name. You married him on his deathbed when he was not even aware of his surroundings. --You should be hiding in shame for all of the lies you sell to the tabloids. You have no right to even mention our names especially my mother's! We don't know you!!! How dare you spread such lies! You are a disgrace." --Kim added, quote, "10 yrs since dad passed & this woman he married [for] 2 wks before he died needs to get a job instead of trying to destroy my family [with] fake stories." --Then she said, quote, "PS that story that my mom beat me & threatened to kill me hahahhahaha! I'd beat her! [Just kidding] truly laughable!"
 
Snooki has outed her former cast mate Pauly D. In a recent interview, Snooks revealed that Pauly D once made out with none other than Lindsay Lohan. --Snooki says it happened "about three years ago" when the Jersey Shore cast was in Los Angeles for the first time -- promoting the first season of their MTV series.

1/24/13 J Lo Hooks Up with Marc

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Thursday, January 24, 2013
 
An Internet radio hostess in Charlotte, North Carolina says she had a nasty run-in with JUSTIN BIEBER at her local gym on Tuesday. She says he was rude to her when she introduced herself and asked for a picture . . . then he and another guy made snide comments about her as she continued her workout. He also spit into a bottle, which she accidentally drank out of after he left.
 
If you try to get with CAMERON DIAZ and she denies you, blame GWYNETH PALTROW. --Britain's "Sun" tabloid claims that Cameron was having a mid-life crisis after her split from ALEX RODRIGUEZ . . . partying and throwing her naughty bits at just about any guy who'd have them. So Gwyneth stepped in. --A source says, quote, "Gwyneth's sorted out everything from finances to hooking her up with her trainer. She has also forced her to swear off sex for a year, saying men distract her focus."
 
The "New York Post" claims that JENNIFER LOPEZ hooked up with her ex-husband MARC ANTHONY during a recent trip to the city. She'd left boyfriend Casper Smart back in L.A. --Supposedly, they spend more than two and a half hours together in his hotel. Marc was the first one to emerge . . . quote, "He came out really quickly, with his head down, like he didn't want to be seen." --J-Lo came out later, disheveled, but with, quote, "a smug grin on her face."
 
If LINDSAY LOHAN thought "The Canyons" was going to revive her acting career, this is going to come as a blow. The South By Southwest Film Festival has reportedly passed on it. And that's after Sundance did the same. --A source at South By Southwest says there are, quote, "quality issues" with the movie, and it has, quote, "an ugliness and a deadness to it."
 
We heard LINDSAY LOHAN turned down a $550,000 offer to do "Dancing With the Stars" because she thinks she's above reality TV.  --But according to a new report, her advisers turned it down because they don't think she can handle live television. --A source says, quote, "Lindsay has been a mess on movie sets lately. She doesn't show up on time, she keeps everyone waiting and so her team decided that there was no way that she could handle the pressure of a live show like 'Dancing With the Stars'."

1/23/13 Beyonce Lip-Synced

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Wednesday, January 23, 2013
 
A spokeswoman for the Marine Corps Band came out yesterday and said that BEYONCÉ lip-synced her rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner" at PRESIDENT OBAMA'S inauguration on Monday. But a Marine Corps spokesman issued a statement saying that no one in the band knows whether she sang live or not. He did admit that the BAND didn't play . . . because they didn't have time to properly rehearse with her.
 
It's been over a year since MARIA SHRIVER filed for divorce from ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER . . . and apparently, he still wants her back. --He reportedly told a German newspaper, quote, "We're not fighting any war. I still hope for reconciliation. I still love Maria."
 

As you know, Lindsay Lohan fired her lawyer, Shawn Holley last week, out of nowhere. Now, Lindsay has realized she made a mistake and has begged Holley to come back. But TMZ is reporting that Holley is having none of it. They say she is in the process of filling out paperwork and getting the necessary signatures to officially withdraw from the case ... before Lindsay's hearing on January 30. –By the way, Lindsay hired Mark Heller, a New York lawyer who is not licensed to practice in California.

1/22/13 LiLo Turns Down "Dancing"

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Tuesday, January 22, 2013
 
YouPorn.com has released a list of the Top 11 Most-Searched Celebrities on their site in 2012. --Even though it's been YEARS since her porno flick came out, KIM KARDASHIAN is still #1. Paris Hilton came in third, followed by Pamela Anderson. And HULK HOGAN made the list . . . proving that people will watch video of ANY celebrity having sex, no matter how hideous. --He's the only GUY on the list, by the way.
 
PRINCE HARRY admits he screwed up when photos of his NAKED BILLIARDS shenanigans hit the web last year. He says, quote, "At the end of the day I probably let myself down, I let my family down, I let other people down." --But he also thinks HE was a victim . . . quote, "At the end of the day, I was in a private area and there should be a certain amount of privacy . . . The way I was treated . . . I don't think is acceptable."
 
SHERYL CROW dated LANCE ARMSTRONG from 2003 to 2006. They were even engaged before they broke up. Have you ever wondered whether Sheryl knew what was propelling Lance to all those Tour de France wins? --Well, there are new reports that Sheryl DID know Lance was doping. That's according to Lance's former teammate FRANKIE ANDREU and his wife BETSY. --Both of them mentioned Sheryl in affidavits they submitted to the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency. --In those documents they claim that some years back, Lance called Frankie to his hotel room to ask him for a favor. He wanted Betsy to sign a statement retracting her earlier claim that Lance had admitted to a doctor that he was doping. --And they both say that Sheryl was IN THE ROOM when the conversation went down. --Lance didn't mention Sheryl during his interview with OPRAH WINFREY last week. And Sheryl hasn't spoken since the interview, either.
 
Dancing with the Stars just offered Lindsay Lohan more than a half-million dollars to compete next season, but TMZ is reporting that she turned them down. Reality TV, from her warped perspective, is beneath her. Even if a reality show would mean cashing out $550,000 for only a few weeks of dancing. That amount of money could pay her IRS back taxes and her attorney, who’s kept Lindsay out of jail all this time. She’s apparently too vain to grasp for a lifeline when it’s tossed her way.
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