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5/30/14 Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Some Heat

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Friday, May 30, 2014

 

The picture of KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST sharing their first kiss as man and wife is the most liked photo in the history of Instagram.  As of last night it had 1.94 million likes. Here’s my question. WHY?

 

KENDALL JENNER has about 8 million Twitter followers . . . but "In Touch" magazine says 4.6 of them . . . more than HALF . . . are DUMMY ACCOUNTS.  Apparently, Kendall, her sisters, and a lot of other celebrities for that matter, buy phony social media followers to pump up their numbers.

 

"Modern Family" star ERIC STONESTREET accused GENE SIMMONS and PAUL STANLEY of being jerks to his mom on a flight.  Gene denies that they said anything inappropriate and refuses to apologize.  Paul did apologize, even though he says it was just a, quote,  "misunderstanding of joking."

 

JESSICA BIEL has always been known for her backside, but there's a new Twitter feed called @JessicaBielArms, which pays tribute to her very sexy, toned arms.  When she found out about it, Jessica Tweeted, quote, "There's a twitter account called @JessicaBielArms.  Should my ass be offended?"

 

GWYNETH PALTROW compared being bullied online to going to WAR.  And JOHN MCCAIN'S wife CINDY went off on Twitter.  She said, quote, "Gweneth Paltrow is a joke.  Her life is like taking bullets for a soldier.  What a joke!  My 2 sons serving in the military should talk to her."

 

5/29/14 Casper Cheating on J-Lo?

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Thursday, May 29, 2014

 

"In Touch" magazine claims that SELENA GOMEZ is so fed up with all the garbage she went through with JUSTIN BIEBER that she's through with sex until she gets married. A so-called "source" says she had a "sudden spiritual awakening" and wants to become a "BORN-AGAIN VIRGIN."  That unnamed source adds, quote, "She's swapped drinking and partying for all things Jesus." Meanwhile, Selena's grandfather reportedly confirmed to RadarOnline that she DOES have lupus.  But he says, quote, "She's in treatment.  She's getting along pretty good."

 

JUSTIN BIEBER may have hooked up with Victoria's Secret model ADRIANA LIMA at the Cannes Film Festival last Tuesday.  A source says he hit her up pretty hard at a club, where they ended up dancing, flirting . . . and leaving together at 5:00 A.M.  There are also rumors that he's messing around with 16-year-old KYLIE JENNER.

 

After ditching Kim Kardashian's wedding because he thought he was too fat to pose for pictures, ROB KARDASHIAN has hired celebrity trainer Gunnar Peterson to whip him into shape.

 

JENNIFER LOPEZ may be losing her boyfriend to someone who has something she can't give him.  A TRANSSEXUAL MODEL claims he/she has been having an affair with CASPER SMART. His/Her name is Sofie Vissa, and he/she claims to have NAKED PICTURES of Casper to prove it. The word is that they met online earlier this month and started exchanging naughty photos . . . then things got PHYSICAL.  No word yet from Casper or J-Lo.

 

"Us Weekly" says HAYDEN PANETTIERE and fiancé WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO are expecting a baby.  There's no official word yet.  Hayden and Wladimir have dated on and off since 2009, and got engaged last March.

 

Poet and author MAYA ANGELOU passed away yesterday morning.  She was 86.  There's no word on a cause of death . . . but a few days ago, she canceled an appearance where she was going to be honored, because she was recovering from a, quote, "unexpected medical emergency."

 

"Forbes" has released its annual list of the "World's 100 Most Powerful Women."  Oprah is the highest-ranking celebrity on the list, at #14.  Others include Beyoncé, Angelina Jolie, Sofia Vergara and Ellen DeGeneres.

5/28/14 Bookie Odds for Kimye

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Wednesday, May 28, 2014

 

KIM KARDASHIAN is no stranger to short marriages.  But the odds that she and KANYE WEST will make it are pretty good.  At least until the end of next year. "Entertainment Weekly" asked a bookie for the odds that Kim and Kanye will still be together by December 31st, 2015.  He gave them 5 to 1 odds they'd stay together . . . and only 1 to 10 odds they'd split up. But he only gave BEYONCÉ and JAY Z 3 to 2 odds.  Probably because of Jay's recent elevator fight with her sister.

 

GEORGE CLOONEY and Amal Alamuddin will reportedly get married at Highclere Castle, the setting for the TV show "Downton Abbey".  Sources say Amal is a huge fan of the show, and George arranged a private tour for them.  After seeing how much she loved the place, he booked it for the wedding.  A wedding there costs upwards of $24,000.

 

The lady who sat next to EMMA WATSON when she graduated from Brown University in Rhode Island this past weekend looked a little older than the other grads. And that's because she wasn't a graduate at all.  She was Emma's SECURITY GUARD . . . but she was INCOGNITO in her very own cap and gown. After the ceremony, the woman took off her disguise, and revealed her UTILITY BELT, which was equipped with a badge, a walkie talkie, mace and some other holsters.  It's not clear if she was PACKING HEAT.

 

BILL MURRAY crashed a bachelor party at a steakhouse in South Carolina over the weekend.  And he gave this advice on how to find out if you're with the right person:  "Take that person and travel around the world . . . And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you're still in love with that person, get married at the airport."

5/27/14 Bieber Gives to Charity

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Tuesday, May 27, 2014

 

Kim Kardashian's brother ROB KARDASHIAN arrived in Paris last week with the rest of his family, but he skipped the rehearsal dinner Friday night, then got on a plane for L.A. before the wedding even started on Saturday. Sources say it's because he's ashamed of his WEIGHT and didn't want to be in any family photos.  Apparently, everyone was trying to talk him down off that ledge and he got defensive to the point that he decided to take off. But that may be the OPPOSITE of what happened.  Another source says that Rob left because Kim was mad at him for not trying hard enough to lose weight before her wedding.

 

PATRICK SWAYZE'S  widow LISA NIEMI got remarried on Sunday in Palm Beach, Florida. Her new husband is a jeweler named Albert DePrisco.  He's 58, Lisa is 57.  They met through mutual friends and dated for more than a year before getting engaged this past December. Lisa was married to Patrick for 34 years, before he died of pancreatic cancer in 2009.

 

JIM CARREY gave the commencement speech at a college in Ohio over the weekend.  He told the kids, quote, "What we really want seems impossibly out of reach and ridiculous to expect so we never ask the universe for it.  I'm saying I'm the proof that you can ask the universe for it.  And if it doesn't happen for you right away, it's only because the universe is so busy fulfilling my order."

 

JUSTIN BIEBER donated $545,000 at a charity event Saturday night that was raising money for AIDS research.  He also took a picture where it looked like he was grabbing HEIDI KLUM'S boob.  But Heidi said, quote, "He was totally not touching me . . . He's very polite and very nice."

5/23/14 Sheen Twitter Attack

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Friday, May 23, 2014

 

"Maxim" has released their complete Hot 100, and this year, the top spot went to South African model Candice Swanepoel.  The rest of the top five is:  Scarlett Johansson, Katy Perry, Irina Shayk and Jennifer Lawrence.

 

KIM KARDASHIAN'S aunt Karen Houghton could be in Paris this weekend watching Kim get hitched to KANYE WEST, but she decided to skip it for two reasons . . . First, there are wildfires in Southern California that are threatening her neighborhood . . . plus she's already seen Kim get married TWICE before.

 

CHARLIE SHEEN has started a feud with RIHANNA after she refused to meet his fiancée, while they were both at the same restaurant on Wednesday.  Charlie called her "the Village Idiot" in a long Twitter rant . . . Rihanna dismissed him as an "old queen" . . . and Charlie kept it going by thanking her for recognizing his "royalty."

 

A 29-year-old Romanian man tried to break into GEORGE CLOONEY'S villa in Lake Como, Italy.  He didn't get in, but he did find a bottle of wine in a "small alcove" in the garden. Unfortunately, one of George's employees saw the man and called police.  The guy tried to attack the cops with the bottle, but they took him down and hauled him in.

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