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10/23/13 Cheating Scandal

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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

 

More details about the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West engagement. Kanye spent $35,000 to rent out the stadium . . . and a reported $1.25 million on the ring. One member of the orchestra told TMZ she was paid four times her usual rate for the gig . . . and nobody knew about it until two days beforehand. She also said CAMERAS WERE ROLLING . . . so we can probably expect to see this on an upcoming episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians". Sources do say, though, that Kanye has final approval on what ends up on the show and what doesn't.

 

If this doesn't make for the PERFECT METAPHOR, then nothing does:  During a report on KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST'S engagement, MSNBC accidentally cut to the wrong footage. Instead of a video package on Kim and Kanye, they showed surveillance video of a guy accidentally walking off a subway platform and falling onto the tracks.  The caption at the bottom read, "Kimye Engaged."

 

Former "American Idol" contestant KATHERINE MCPHEE was photographed making out with Michael Morris . . . who directed her TV show "Smash".  And both of them are married to OTHER PEOPLE.   Morris' wife is MARY MCCORMACK and they have three daughters, ages 2, 6 and 9.  Katherine is married to a guy named Nick Cokas.  They have no kids. Since all of this happened IN PLAIN SIGHT . . . pun intended . . . it may not be a KRISTEN STEWART-type situation.  Sources say Katherine and Nick have been separated for six months.  There's no word on the status of Michael and Mary's relationship.

 

PAULY D from "Jersey Shore" is a dad.  He has a 5-month-old daughter named Amabella. She's the result of a VEGAS HOOKUP last fall, but it's legit.  Pauly took a DNA test and everything.

 

During the Hollywood Film Awards on Monday night, SEAN PENN introduced honoree JULIA ROBERTS with a bizarre, rambling speech in which he talked about how sexy it is to watch her eat, and how he'd love to see a 3D movie of her eating, while he sat in the audience with a virtual toothpick.  He might have been a little drunk.

10/22/13 Kim & Kanye Engaged

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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

 

Reportedlly, Kim Kardashian is engaged to Kanye West. Kanye popped the question in front of their friends and family at AT&T Park in San Francisco. He rented out the stadium and according to E!, Kanye first asked future mother-in-law Kris Jenner for her daughter's hand in marriage. Then, he got down on one knee and proposed to Kim with a 15-carat diamond ring by celebrity jeweler Lorraine Schwartz. A 50-piece orchestra played Lana Del Rey's "Young and Beautiful," followed by Keri Hilson, Ne-Yo and Kanye's "Knock You Down." Fireworks and Roman candles exploded into the night sky.

 

KATY PERRY was in bad shape when her marriage to RUSSELL BRAND ended.  She says, quote, "I'm not the kind of person who is always like, 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'  I was in bed for about two weeks. I was pretty [effed], yes.  It hurt a lot.  I got a good knock." She adds, quote, "My self-worth was in someone else's hands, which is never a good idea because it can be taken from you at any time.  And it was, and it was shattered."

 

JUSTIN BIEBER didn't just visit a Houston strip club on Friday night . . . he MADE IT RAIN. A stripper named DIAMOND Tweeted a picture of the STACKS of money Justin dropped on her.   Meanwhile, the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has reportedly launched an investigation after seeing a photo of Justin from later that night, hanging out at a club called NOX, while holding a Dos Equis.

 

For years, people thought of JENNA JAMESON as the porno star who kind of beat the system.  She got INSANELY rich and successful, and didn't seem to have any of the psychological baggage a lot of mattress actresses carry. But maybe we all spoke too soon.  She was on TV yesterday to hype her new novel . . . yes, she's an "author" now . . . and she was a MESS.   Jenna was booked for a longer appearance, but producers cut it short after they saw her condition.  (Jenna's ex, TITO ORTIZ, claims she's hooked on Oxycontin.)

 

CEE LO GREEN was in court yesterday to face allegations that he slipped a woman Ecstasy and then sexually assaulted her.  Prosecutors declined to file sexual assault charges due to lack of evidence.  But they did charge him with a felony count of furnishing a controlled substance.

10/21/13 J-Lo Single

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Monday, October 21, 2013

 

The "Star" tabloid says JENNIFER LOPEZ kicked CASPER SMART out . . . and didn't even let him take anything with him. A source says she told him, quote, "You came with nothing, you will leave with nothing."

 

On her show Friday, ELLEN DEGENERES surprised a 22-year-old New Hampshire waitress with a $10,000 check.  The woman had recently covered the bill for two female National Guard soldiers who weren't being paid due to the government shutdown.

 

A 33-year-old man named Toby Sheldon has undergone $100,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like JUSTIN BIEBER.  If I were him, I'd get a refund. Sheldon has had Botox injections, hair transplants and even "smile surgery".  He says, quote, "It's Justin's smile that gives him his youthful look.  So I had my upper lip lifted [and] my bottom lip plumped out."

 

Ryan Reynolds was forced to strip during a recent plane flight. During a flight from New York City to New Orleans, Ryan had to take his shirt off because a passenger vomited all over him.  A witness says, quote, "A young lady in front of him vomited toward her window, which then spewed back all over Ryan's cashmere sweater. The vomit looked like it was largely made up of red wine, and it made a huge stain so he took it off!”

10/18/13 Kristen & Dax Get Hitched

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Friday, October 18, 2013

 

KRISTEN BELL and DAX SHEPARD got married yesterday . . . at the Beverly Hills County Clerk's Office. A source says they just went to the office to get a marriage license, but a court employee offered to marry them right on the spot . . . and they went for it. Kristen and Dax got engaged in 2009, but they vowed not to get hitched until same-sex marriages were legal.

 

A lot of people hate MICHAEL BAY'S movies, but this might be taking things a little too far:  On the set of "Transformers 4" in Hong Kong yesterday, a man attacked Bay with . . . an AIR CONDITIONING UNIT. Seriously.  There's no word how the guy got onto the set or got a hold of the air conditioner.  But he swung it at Bay's head.  Bay was able to duck the attack and get the A.C. unit away from the guy. Security then tussled with the attacker and two of his friends, and arrested all three of them.  No one in the cast or crew was injured.

 

Kim Kardashian must be feeling confident about her post-pregnancy body -- because for the first time in four months, the new mom has taken a selfie of her butt. There's also a generous amount of side boob in the Instagram pic.

10/17/13 Bruce Jenner a Cross-Dresser?

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Thursday, October 17, 2013

 

Someone is reportedly trying to sell nude photos of AMY WINEHOUSE, taken during a DRUG BINGE.  There's no word when they were taken.  Amy died in June of 2011, at the age of 27. Radar Online claims to have seen the photos, and passed on them.  The website describes them as "X-rated", but they don't describe anything that's actually pornographic.

 

LINDSAY LOHAN is reportedly shacking up with a male model named Liam Dean.  No big deal there . . . except that Lindsay is 27 . . . and Liam is 19. They were at a club in New York this past Friday, and a witness says, quote, "They looked pretty into each other."  Lindsay's publicist denies they're dating.

 

17-year-old KENDALL JENNER and her 16-year-old sister KYLIE hit up the Vignette Lounge in West Hollywood on Tuesday night.  It's a 21-AND-OVER club.  The manager says they had FAKE IDs, and the bouncer didn't recognize them.  Earlier in the night they were at a fashion show with SCOTT DISICK, who was being a DRUNKEN A-HOLE.

 

Last week on "Jimmy Kimmel Live", KANYE WEST suggested that KIM KARDASHIAN should have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.  Well, that's not gonna happen . . . because the Walk doesn't want her. Spokeswoman Ana Martinez says, quote, "We don't have reality stars on the Walk of Fame.  We don't have a category for it. We're happy to consider reality stars once they get nominated for, or win, an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar.  We'll consider them when they're legitimate actors or singers."

 

The not-always-reliable "Star" tabloid claims that one of the reasons KRIS and BRUCE JENNER broke up is because Bruce is a CROSS-DRESSER . . . and he WANTS TO BE A WOMAN. Apparently, when the KARDASHIAN girls were young, they found Bruce's lingerie, and his size 13 women's shoes.

 

The "Star" tabloid says ROBERT PATTINSON went on a "cocaine bender" across L.A. last month.  It started at the Viper Room, where RIVER PHOENIX overdosed . . . and ended at the Chateau Marmont, where the same thing happened to JOHN BELUSHI.  Then the party went back to Rob's house, where he broke out MORE coke.

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