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Jake's Corner

5/16/14 Jay Z and Fam Issue Statement

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Friday, May 16, 2014


ROBIN THICKE is still desperate to win PAULA PATTON back.  And according to TMZ, he even wrote a song that he's going to try to woo her with at this Sunday's "Billboard Music Awards". It's called "Get Her Back", and it includes lyrics like, "All I wanna do is make it right / I gotta get her, go get her back / I gotta treat her right / I gotta cherish her for life." And, "I should've kissed you longer / I should've held you stronger / And I'll wait for forever for you."


This is probably just a stupid tabloid rumor.  But if it's true, it confirms every fear GEORGE CLOONEY has probably had about marriage over the past 20 years. "Life & Style" magazine claims George's fiancée Amal Alamuddin has him on a WEDDING DIET so he can slim down before they recite their vows. A source says, quote, "Amal thinks he's been looking a bit chubby lately, and she's determined to have George looking handsomer than ever when he walks down the aisle."


JAY Z, BEYONCÉ and SOLANGE issued a press release saying they've worked past their problems . . . quote, "Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred . . . They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family . . . We've put this behind us and hope everyone else will do the same."


If GWYNETH PALTROW and CHRIS MARTIN are still "consciously uncoupling", they're doing it at close range.  Because Gwyneth recently got a restraining order against a stalker, and in her paperwork, she noted that she and Chris still live together.


"Entertainment Tonight" now says KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST are getting married in Florence, Italy, not Paris.  But they might just be giving different people different information to throw the media off the trail.

5/14/14 Justin Bieber Being Investigated...Again

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Wednesday, May 14, 2014


Two Australian media billionaires got into a fistfight on a Sydney sidewalk in broad daylight because of MIRANDA KERR.  One of the guys left his wife and kids to date Miranda, and the other, who is his childhood friend, was mad about it.  But after the fight, they released a statement saying, quote, "We have been friends for 35 years and still are.  In that time we have had our fair share of ups and downs."


JUSTIN BIEBER is being investigated for allegedly trying to take a woman's phone Monday night.  Justin and his crew were at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park . . . a complex with miniature golf and batting cages. Justin and his friends got into an altercation with some other guys, and Justin thought he saw a woman take out her phone to take pictures. He demanded her phone to see if she had taken any.  When she wouldn't give it to him, Justin reached into her purse and grabbed it.  But he couldn't unlock it, so he gave it back to her and made her do it. After he saw that she hadn't taken any photos, the woman said she and her 13-year-old daughter just wanted to say hi.  But being the A-HOLE that he is, Justin screamed, quote, "You're humiliating yourself in front of your daughter!  Why don't you just get out of here?!" The girl started crying, and then Bieber turned around and started yelling at someone else.  The woman complained to police, and they're investigating Justin for attempted robbery.


Police took ALEC BALDWIN into custody yesterday morning . . . after he illegally rode his bike against traffic down a New York City street.  And to the surprise of NO ONE, Alec threw a tantrum.  He Tweeted, quote, "New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that's desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign."


Sources say the reason SOLANGE attacked JAY Z in an elevator last week is because Solange's friends were trying to name-drop Jay to get into the event they were at, and he told her they had to stop.  Also, Solange got mad that Jay was going to hit up a party hosted by RIHANNA instead of going home with BEYONCÉ.


JENNIFER ANISTON is renovating her Bel Air mansion, and those renovations include a closet.  A $60,000 closet. That's how much Jennifer is reportedly spending to convert a garage into a closet that will be 24 by 36 feet, with a skylight and a powder room.


5/13/14 Jay Z Beat By Bey's Sister

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Tuesday, May 13, 2014


Here's how badly SELENA GOMEZ wants to forget about JUSTIN BIEBER:  She was shooting an Adidas commercial, and some of the guys on the crew were named Justin.  So she made them CHANGE THEIR NAMES. Not permanently, obviously . . . just while she had to work with them.  A source says, quote, "Her team asked their names be changed so she didn't have to say the name Justin . . . She's done and moving on from the broken promises and drama."


JAY Z, BEYONCÉ and her sister SOLANGE KNOWLES went to a fashion event in New York last week.  And apparently something happened at an after party that made Solange ATTACK Jay Z in an elevator. TMZ released the surveillance video, and since there's no audio, it's unclear what Solange was upset about.  But she was FREAKING OUT. She yells, lunges at Jay Z, pushes him, hits him with her arms and purse, kicks at him, and has to be restrained by a guy who looks like a bodyguard There's another woman in the elevator and it definitely looks like Beyoncé.  She mostly stays out of it, but she does step in between them. The whole thing lasts over three minutes, and you can see the bodyguard pushing buttons while he's bear-hugging Solange.  We're assuming he stopped the elevator to keep things private. She finally stops a couple minutes in, but keeps yelling.  Then when the doors open she goes at him AGAIN, before they finally get out. Supposedly it was over something Jay Z said, that she took the wrong way.  But no one's commented yet.  And the footage was leaked by hotel security.

5/12/14 Sherri Shepherd Divorcing

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Monday, May 12, 2014


SHERRI SHEPHERD'S husband Lamar Sally filed for legal separation last week . . . and he also filed for legal and physical custody of their UNBORN SON. Sherri's not pregnant.  They used a surrogate.  The boy is due on July 28th, and they were planning on naming him Lamar Jr. Lamar wants Sherri to have "reasonable" visitation rights.  He also wants Sherri to pay spousal support and his attorney fees . . . and he wants the court to invalidate their prenuptial agreement based on "fraud".


CHARLIE SHEEN'S wife-to-be, former mattress actress BRETT ROSSI, is legally changing her name to SCOTTINE SHEEN.  And no, that's not something she and Charlie came up with during a coke bender. Scottine is Brett's BIRTH NAME.  She says, quote, "I'm trying to leave my porn past behind me and start living as me . . . I am not in the adult industry anymore and keeping that name keeps myself, as well as the world, from moving past my past. I'm preparing to be a wife, a step-mommy and starting a fresh chapter in my life . . . Brett Rossi left the building a year ago when I retired."


GEORGE CLOONEY reportedly snagged Amal Alamuddin by joking that they should hook up because they're both so HOT.  A source says he sent her an email saying, quote, "I think the reported hottest man in the world should meet with the hottest human rights lawyer in the world."


DREW BARRYMORE says she's not going to let her daughters get into showbiz until they're adults.  Ironically, she loved the structure and sense of family she got from being a child star, but she adds, quote, "It's different for my children.  They are going to have everything they need."


5/9/14 Clooney Getting Prenup

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Friday, May 9, 2014


Somehow I pictured GEORGE CLOONEY as the kind of guy who WOULDN'T get a prenup.  And the fact that he waited 20 years after his divorce to commit to another woman would make you think he's pretty sure this is the right one. But on the other hand, he's only been dating his fiancée, Amal Alamuddin, for SIX MONTHS . . . and he's worth around $200 million. The "Star" tabloid claims he IS making her sign a prenup . . . quote, "He has had so many friends go through hell because of a split.  He just wants to make sure that doesn't happen to him if, God forbid, he and Amal break up."


JADA PINKETT doesn't think there's anything wrong with that picture of her 13-year-old daughter WILLOW on a bed with shirtless 20-year-old actor MOISES ARIAS.  She told the paparazzi, quote, "Here's the deal:  There was nothing sexual about that picture or that situation.  You guys are projecting your trash onto it, and you're acting like COVERT PEDOPHILES, and that's not cool."


There's great video of Reese Witherspoon, Kate Upton, Zooey Deschanel and Cara Delevingne in an elevator together.  And it appears they were partying.  Reese in particular seemed pretty lit, and shared this bit of wisdom, quote, "[You know] the most important thing about a name for a girl?  Is that a man can whisper it in his pillow."


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