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10/28/13 Chris Brown Arrested

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Monday, October 28, 2013

OLIVIA WILDE and JASON SUDEIKIS are expecting their first child.  A source says, quote, "They are incredibly happy.  They're very excited to welcome a new member into their family."

 

Just because JUSTIN BIEBER is in between girlfriends, that doesn't mean he's not getting any.  A Panamanian prostitute told a local newspaper that Justin sampled her talents in Panama City earlier this month.

 

Last week I told you ORLANDO BLOOM and MIRANDA KERR have split up after three years of marriage. Now, there are rumors that Miranda's obsession with JUSTIN BIEBER may have had something to do with it.  They met at a party last year and spent HOURS together.  Orlando wasn't happy.

 

CHRIS BROWN was arrested yesterday in Washington, D.C. for allegedly punching a guy in the face after he tried to photobomb a picture Chris was taking with two female fans.  Chris reportedly said, quote, "I'm not into this gay [crap].  I'm into boxing."  Then he popped the guy in the face, and so did his bodyguard.

 

At least three US publishers are locked in a battle for the rights to Angelina Jolie’s autobiography, with at least $48 million already on the table. A publishing insider confirmed, "Whoever gets her will be sitting on a gold mine. Her book is guaranteed to top the bestseller lists in virtually every country on the planet and even an advance of that size would be recouped within weeks." Angelina says she’s ready to tell everything, and believes that “the time is now right.”

10/25/13 Orlanda & Miranda Split

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Friday, October 25, 2013

 

MARY MCCORMACK kicked her husband out of their house on Sunday after she found out he was messing around with KATHARINE MCPHEE. Michael Morris knew the photos were being shopped around, and he actually tried to buy them himself.  But he was outbid by TMZ.  So he fessed up to Mary, and she sent him packing. Katharine has been separated from her husband for six months, but a source says she's still, quote, "SO embarrassed she was caught" messing around with Morris.

 

PAULY D'S baby-mama claims she has texts from Pauly in which he tried to get her to abort the baby that was conceived during their Vegas fling.  But yesterday Pauly said, quote, "Sometimes in life things aren't planned and they may even scare you at first, but they end up being a blessing."

 

ROBIN THICKE shared some advice he once got from his father, sitcom legend ALAN THICKE.  Robin was staring at a pretty girl, and Alan told him, quote, "What if there's a prettier girl sitting two tables away?  Now she's not going to feel special."

 

BRAD PITT has reportedly been STINKING lately, because he's given up using soap.  He feels that it's full of toxins and it's both bad for the planet and speeds up the aging process.  Instead he uses, quote, "a homemade concoction of lemons, water and apple cider vinegar."

 

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are over as husband and wife. The couple has split after three years of marriage. A rep for Bloom said. "In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months. After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation." The two began dating in 2007 and were married in July 2010. Kerr gave birth to their son, Flynn, on Jan. 6, 2011.

10/24/13 Is Lilo Drinking Again?

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Thursday, October 24, 2013

 

KIM KARDASHIAN reportedly KNEW KANYE WEST was going to propose, and she even told him what jeweler to go to for her ring.  Kanye supposedly designed the 15-carat ring . . . but Kim told him to use Lorraine Schwartz, the same jeweler who made the ring KRIS HUMPHRIES gave her.

 

This probably doesn't make a difference since they both have more money than they know what to do with, but KANYE WEST reportedly won't make KIM KARDASHIAN sign a prenup. A source says, quote, "Kanye's in love with Kim to the point of infatuation . . . he thinks [a prenup is] tacky and he doesn't want to offend Kim or make anything seem awkward. He thinks of his money and his accomplishments and hers and he wants to share them with her . . . no strings attached."

 

CLINT EASTWOOD'S wife DINA officially filed for divorce this week.  As you may recall, she had previously WITHDRAWN her papers for legal separation. There's no word what changed her mind . . . all she'll give for a reason is "irreconcilable differences."  Dina is seeking physical custody of their 16-year-old daughter Morgan, plus spousal support and attorney fees. Meanwhile, Clint's latest fling, Erica Fisher, is reportedly living with him . . . and driving his Benz.  And one of her sons is working as a production assistant on Clint's latest movie.  Erica's ex-husband is a longtime friend of Dina's.

 

Is LINDSAY LOHAN still drinking?  The paparazzi shot a picture of Lindsay through the window of a Hollywood Hills home . . . and it looks like she's reaching for a WINE BOTTLE.  The picture was taken Tuesday night.   Sources say Lindsay has ditched her sober coach, saying she can go it alone from here on out.

 

DINA LOHAN was in court yesterday for a hearing regarding her DUI.  Outside the courthouse, her slimy attorney Mark Heller told reporters THEY caused Dina to drive drunk. He said, quote, "The circumstances leading to Dina's arrest were largely impacted by ongoing daily stresses caused by you folks, the paparazzi, media attention and distorted tabloid character profiles."

10/23/13 Cheating Scandal

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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

 

More details about the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West engagement. Kanye spent $35,000 to rent out the stadium . . . and a reported $1.25 million on the ring. One member of the orchestra told TMZ she was paid four times her usual rate for the gig . . . and nobody knew about it until two days beforehand. She also said CAMERAS WERE ROLLING . . . so we can probably expect to see this on an upcoming episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians". Sources do say, though, that Kanye has final approval on what ends up on the show and what doesn't.

 

If this doesn't make for the PERFECT METAPHOR, then nothing does:  During a report on KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST'S engagement, MSNBC accidentally cut to the wrong footage. Instead of a video package on Kim and Kanye, they showed surveillance video of a guy accidentally walking off a subway platform and falling onto the tracks.  The caption at the bottom read, "Kimye Engaged."

 

Former "American Idol" contestant KATHERINE MCPHEE was photographed making out with Michael Morris . . . who directed her TV show "Smash".  And both of them are married to OTHER PEOPLE.   Morris' wife is MARY MCCORMACK and they have three daughters, ages 2, 6 and 9.  Katherine is married to a guy named Nick Cokas.  They have no kids. Since all of this happened IN PLAIN SIGHT . . . pun intended . . . it may not be a KRISTEN STEWART-type situation.  Sources say Katherine and Nick have been separated for six months.  There's no word on the status of Michael and Mary's relationship.

 

PAULY D from "Jersey Shore" is a dad.  He has a 5-month-old daughter named Amabella. She's the result of a VEGAS HOOKUP last fall, but it's legit.  Pauly took a DNA test and everything.

 

During the Hollywood Film Awards on Monday night, SEAN PENN introduced honoree JULIA ROBERTS with a bizarre, rambling speech in which he talked about how sexy it is to watch her eat, and how he'd love to see a 3D movie of her eating, while he sat in the audience with a virtual toothpick.  He might have been a little drunk.

10/22/13 Kim & Kanye Engaged

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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

 

Reportedlly, Kim Kardashian is engaged to Kanye West. Kanye popped the question in front of their friends and family at AT&T Park in San Francisco. He rented out the stadium and according to E!, Kanye first asked future mother-in-law Kris Jenner for her daughter's hand in marriage. Then, he got down on one knee and proposed to Kim with a 15-carat diamond ring by celebrity jeweler Lorraine Schwartz. A 50-piece orchestra played Lana Del Rey's "Young and Beautiful," followed by Keri Hilson, Ne-Yo and Kanye's "Knock You Down." Fireworks and Roman candles exploded into the night sky.

 

KATY PERRY was in bad shape when her marriage to RUSSELL BRAND ended.  She says, quote, "I'm not the kind of person who is always like, 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'  I was in bed for about two weeks. I was pretty [effed], yes.  It hurt a lot.  I got a good knock." She adds, quote, "My self-worth was in someone else's hands, which is never a good idea because it can be taken from you at any time.  And it was, and it was shattered."

 

JUSTIN BIEBER didn't just visit a Houston strip club on Friday night . . . he MADE IT RAIN. A stripper named DIAMOND Tweeted a picture of the STACKS of money Justin dropped on her.   Meanwhile, the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has reportedly launched an investigation after seeing a photo of Justin from later that night, hanging out at a club called NOX, while holding a Dos Equis.

 

For years, people thought of JENNA JAMESON as the porno star who kind of beat the system.  She got INSANELY rich and successful, and didn't seem to have any of the psychological baggage a lot of mattress actresses carry. But maybe we all spoke too soon.  She was on TV yesterday to hype her new novel . . . yes, she's an "author" now . . . and she was a MESS.   Jenna was booked for a longer appearance, but producers cut it short after they saw her condition.  (Jenna's ex, TITO ORTIZ, claims she's hooked on Oxycontin.)

 

CEE LO GREEN was in court yesterday to face allegations that he slipped a woman Ecstasy and then sexually assaulted her.  Prosecutors declined to file sexual assault charges due to lack of evidence.  But they did charge him with a felony count of furnishing a controlled substance.

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