12/19/13 Khloe's Divorce $$

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Thursday, December 19, 2013

 

In a recent interview, ORLANDO BLOOM said one of the things he's learned through his studies of Buddhism is, quote, "The goal of men and the world should be to make all mothers happy.  Women, as mothers of the earth, deserve the utmost respect."  But he refused to answer questions about his soon-to-be ex-wife MIRANDA KERR.

 

PAMELA ANDERSON was in Canada on Tuesday with a group of activists who were offering $1 million to the Canadian Sealers Association if they would END a yearly seal hunt. But Mark Critch, a comedian from a satirical news show called "This Hour Has 22 Minutes", showed up and offered Pam an equivalent payout . . . if she would QUIT ACTING.  Obviously, she tried to ignore him.   At first he calls it a million dollar check, but later he drives home the point that there are so many people in the sealers association that Pam's bribe only amounts to $165 per person.  So THAT'S the amount that he was offering her.  Classic.

 

GWYNETH PALTROW has been trying to rebrand herself as some kind of lifestyle guru these days.  But it sounds like the OG of domestic goddesses, MARTHA STEWART, isn't impressed. The paparazzi asked Martha which of them was the "better lifestyle coach".  And she replied, quote, "Oh for Heaven's sake, you have to live to be a coach."

 

Reportedly, Khloe Kardashian will get $7 million in the divorce from Lamar Odom. Sources say Khloe will get to keep their mansion which is worth $4 million and her $1m diamond engagement ring. She will also be awarded a $2 million cash payout which is $500,000 for every year of marriage. Their pre-nup is said to be iron-clad so there will be no fighting over money.