5/13/13 LiLo Wants to Leave Rehab

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Monday, May 13, 2013
 
Lately it's been looking a lot like SELENA GOMEZ is back with JUSTIN BIEBER. But maybe that's not true. In a recent interview, Selena was asked if she's, quote, "Completely available in every way." And she said yes. Twice.
 
This may just be a publicity stunt to hype her sex video, but "Teen Mom" skank FARRAH ABRAHAM was spotted at a pharmacy buying a pregnancy test.
 
KANYE WEST ran headfirst into a sign because he was looking down while walking in order to avoid having his picture taken by the paparazzi. He ended up going BALLISTIC on a photographer, saying, quote, "Don't take [a effing] 'nother photo, man! Don't take another [effing] photo man! Don't take no photos! Stop it! All of you mother[effers] stop it, man!"
 
BARBARA WALTERS is retiring next summer. She'll announce it officially today on "The View", but she already released a statement saying, quote, "I do not want to appear on another program or climb another mountain. I want instead to sit on a sunny field and admire the very gifted women . . . and OK, some men too . . . who will be taking my place."
 
JUSTIN BIEBER posted a picture of himself and a friend drinking beer. Now, Justin is 19 years old . . . but the picture was taken in South Africa, where he's currently on tour, and where the drinking age is 18. So it's all good.
 
Sources say LINDSAY LOHAN wants to leave Betty Ford because they took away her Adderall. Supposedly, the clinic's doctors assessed her and decided she doesn't need it, and so she wants out. But supposedly, her judge has said that if she pulls any more rehab shenanigans, she's going to jail.