5/8/13 Tiger Woods Wasted

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Wednesday, May 8, 2013
KIM KARDASHIAN, you are officially yesterday's skank. It's time to slide on over and make room for "Teen Mom" skeeze FARRAH ABRAHAM. Farrah's new sex tape attracted more than 2 million visitors in just the 12 hours after it went on sale at the Vivid Entertainment website Monday. The site even crashed for several minutes, and Vivid had to add more servers. When Kim Kardashian's sex tape went on sale in 2007, it only attracted 600,000 visitors in the first 12 hours.
TIGER WOODS took LINDSEY VONN to a big party Monday night sponsored by the Metropolitan Museum in New York City . . . and he proceeded to get PLASTERED. Sources say Lindsey was EMBARRASSED by Tiger's behavior. At one point he, quote, "danced awkwardly and grabbed Vonn's butt." And as they were leaving at the end of the night, Tiger fell on a flight of stairs, and Lindsey had to help him the rest of the way out.
LINDSAY LOHAN has completed a 48-hour detox program at Betty Ford, and she's now in an all-female dorm. She doesn't have a roommate yet, but that could change. A source says, quote, "She is adapting to being back at Betty Ford and is very receptive to the care plan that has been created for her." Lindsay is NOT allowed to leave the clinic at all, and she's only allowed to use her phone for a short period every day. There's also talk that doctors are going to evaluate whether or not Lindsay actually needs Adderall. She has a prescription for it because of her supposed ADD. But if they decide that's a load, they'll take it from her.
"Reader's Digest" set out to find the 100 Most Trusted People in America. And along the way, they discovered that KRISTEN STEWART is the LEAST-trusted movie star. Meanwhile, TOM HANKS got the highest score of ANYONE on the list, with 64%. He was followed by SANDRA BULLOCK with 63%.