Thursday, July 22, 2010

 

We all knew this was coming, we just weren't sure when: Pictures of MEL GIBSON'S infant daughter Lucia . . . with a bruise on her chin that HE allegedly caused . . . hit the web yesterday. --OKSANA GRIGORIEVA says Mel hit the child inadvertently, when he attacked Oksana while she was holding her on January 6th. --Mel has a different take on the events of that day, not surprisingly. He claims Oksana was shaking Lucia, and he was just trying to stop her. And he denies hitting either of them. --The photos have been seen by both court officials overseeing Mel and Oksana's custody battle AND police investigating Mel for domestic abuse. --One website even reported that Children and Family Services visited Mel yesterday, and interviewed him for several hours.

 

 

MEL GIBSON and OKSANA GRIGORIEVA are certainly keeping the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department busy. --In addition to investigating Mel for domestic abuse, they're now investigating Oksana for EXTORTION. --Mel claims that Oksana tried to squeeze him for $10 million, using all the audio she secretly recorded of him and the pictures of the injuries he supposedly caused to her and their daughter. --That was before all that stuff started leaking online, obviously. For the record, Oksana continues to deny she had anything to do with any of it going public.

 

First it was 90 days. Then it was 23 days. Then it was 14 days. And now, it might be NINE DAYS. --Britain's "Sun" tabloid claims that LINDSAY LOHAN'S sentence could be reduced to a mere nine days . . . meaning she walks free next Thursday. --A so-called "jail source" says, quote, "The sentence keeps shrinking. The new estimate is she will be released after nine days if she behaves herself. --The latest sheriff's documents are saying 14 days but she can knock a few more off that. I expect her to be out shortly after next weekend."

 

 

LINDSAY LOHAN doesn't have to go completely cold turkey while she's in jail. She' still getting her prescription meds. Specifically, she's allowed to take Adderall . . . which is a stimulant used to treat ADHD . . . and the sleep aid Ambien. --If you've caught any of the 84,632 media interviews Lindsay's dad, MICHAEL LOHAN, has given this week, you've heard him complain about this. He wants Lindsay off ALL drugs . . . legal and otherwise.

 

 

Are you bored of those lame Katrina victims? Are you having trouble seeing just what's so "special" about those Special Olympians? Do you think marine wildlife looks BETTER covered in crude oil??? --If so, I've got a place for your unused charity dollars. You, my friend, can buy LINDSAY LOHAN a PRISON SNACK PACK. --Seriously . . . you can help Lindsay get through her long, arduous, two-week sentence by going online and buying little gift packs full of crappy snacks like Kit Kats, Oreos, Ramen Noodles and even Hot & Spicy Pork Cracklings. (???) --Or, if you think Lindsay already shoves enough harmful garbage down her pie hole, you can get her a prepaid phone card. (--Without one, Lindsay's calls from prison have to be made COLLECT.) --FYI: Each inmate is only allowed to spend $135 a week . . . and she's already maxed out for this week.  --But you can try again on Sunday, when the new week begins. --You can do your ordering at the link below . . . and remember, Lindsay's inmate number is 2409752 . . .

 

MICHAEL LOHAN'S fiancée, KATE MAJOR, is accusing him of physically assaulting her on Monday. --Kate filed a complaint with police on Long Island, saying that just hours before Michael hopped a plane to Los Angeles to be there for Lindsay's incarceration, he pushed her over a chair and then kicked her in the face. --Michael claims Kate is LYING, and he never touched her. But he did admit they got into a fight. --He says they were arguing over a new reality show they're doing, called "Celebrity House". --According to Michael, Kate is jealous because he recruited two of TIGER WOODS' skanks, RACHEL UCHITEL and JOSLYN JAMES, for the show. --Michael also says that Kate has drained one of their bank accounts and he can't get her to call him back. --DISCLAIMER: Just because Michael Lohan claims he's doing a reality show and that Rachel and Joslyn are taking part, doesn't mean it's actually true. --In fact, after this story broke, Rachel denied ever having spoken to Michael Lohan about a reality show. She says she only met him once, at a party on Long Island, and he mentioned absolutely nothing about it.

 

 

JESSE JAMES has custody of his 6-year-old daughter Sunny and he's ready to move to Austin, Texas . . . where SANDRA BULLOCK is currently living with her adopted son Louis. --Could a reconciliation be in the works? The answer might be YES. That's according to the new issue of "Life & Style Weekly", anyway. –An "insider" tells the magazine, quote, "Her heart is open to him again. Sandra will never fully get over the way Jesse betrayed her. But he did give her the family she's always wanted. And because of that, she's able to forgive him."

 

The autopsy report on BRITTANY MURPHY'S husband, Simon Monjack, is in . . . and he died of the same thing she did: acute pneumonia and severe anemia. Simon died six months after Brittany. --Doctors did find traces of LEGAL drugs in Simon's system . . . but certainly not enough to kill him.

 

One of the biggest sex scandals of all time diminished TIGER WOODS' earning power a little bit . . . but it wasn't enough to knock him off the top of the "Sports Illustrated" list of the 50 Top-Earning American Athletes. --Tiger is #1 for the SEVENTH STRAIGHT YEAR, earning $90.5 million over the past year. That's about $9 million less than last year, mainly because he lost some sponsors. --Tiger made $70 million in endorsements over the past year. But the year before, he made $92 million. (--But thanks to more golf winnings, he was able to stay within $9 million of last year's earnings.) --Tiger is followed on the list by golf rival PHIL MICKELSON and boxer FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR., who wasn't even in the Top 50 last year.