Tuesday, July 27, 2010

 

Forget about LINDSAY LOHAN getting out of jail this week. A spokesman for the L.A. County Sheriff's Department says, quote, "Nothing has changed. When she was incarcerated I said a couple of weeks and it hasn't been a couple of weeks. --That turns out to be the first part of next week. It could be Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, something like that." --Meanwhile . . . Lindsay's dad, MICHAEL LOHAN, has reportedly given police a list of doctors he thinks have been over-prescribing drugs to Lindsay.--He's hoping these doctors will be investigated as part of California Attorney General Jerry Brown's new probe into prescription drug fraud. --As for Lindsay's current drug use, Michael says, quote, "She's only on two [medications] right now. Ambien is for sleeping, so I can understand that. --But this Adderall stuff has got to be stopped. Seven out of 10 kids in college are on this stuff and it's no more than methamphetamine! It's speed."

 

 

More MEL GIBSON audio was released yesterday. In this clip, Mel tells OKSANA GRIGORIEVA, quote, "I'm so (effing) sorry I had a child with you." --He also brings up TIMOTHY DALTON . . . Oksana's ex-boyfriend and the father of her 12-year-old son. --He says, quote, "Did you get my last message about me being a bad father, and Tim being a great dad now? . . . Well, you should go and (eff) him, you know, you fickle (C-word) because I don't care." --Mel also denies that his anger is fueled by the fact that he had just quit smoking . . . quote, "You (effing) ruined me! You (effing) ingrate! I'm so mad! I'm so angry! And this is NOT the nicotine, this is the truth. --You (effing) don't love me one bit and you know it, you using (B-word)." --Here's another gem . . . quote, "You're a (effing) fake. You're a (effing) sham. You don't know what the (eff) it means to make a man happy. --You didn't make me (effing) happy. I couldn't make you happy with the BEST I DID FOR ANYBODY, EVER! EVER! You (effing) glum (C-word)!"

 

 

Here's some bad news for OKSANA GRIGORIEVA:  She's got an album's worth of material ready to release, but she needs MEL GIBSON'S permission to do it. --As we've all heard a million times by now from Mel himself, he sank a lot of money into Oksana's career. He produced the songs and even co-wrote some of them. So he's got a piece of the publishing rights.

 

 

"Jersey Shore" fans know that NICOLE "SNOOKI" POLIZZI is very unlike the rest of her female co-stars, in that she's partial to ONE-PIECE bathing suits. --But Snooki says it's NOT because she has a tendency to . . . you know . . . pork up. It's a STYLE choice. --She says, quote, "I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds. I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. --I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me." --Snooki admits that she put on some pounds when the cast went to Miami to film Season 2 . . . (--which debuts on Thursday). But she says, quote, "My self image was fine when I came down to Miami in April and it's fine now. --We all have flaws. We work within them to look our best."

 

 

NIGEL LYTHGOE is returning to "American Idol" as an executive producer . . . a post he held from the beginning of the series until 2008. --Even though he now plays the SIMON COWELL-esque snarky British judge on "So You Think You Can Dance", nobody expects him to take Simon's position on the "Idol" judge's panel. His involvement will strictly be behind the scenes. --But it'll be interesting to see how he might shake things up. "Idol" could use it. It's still the #1 show on TV, but it's been losing viewers over the past few seasons. --And in recent months, Nigel has talked about replacing ALL the judges. Back in April, he said, quote, "I think over the last couple of years, the show has been about the judges, whether it was Kara [DioGuardi] or Paula [Abdul] leaving or Ellen DeGeneres joining. --It shouldn't be about the judges. It should be about the young talent. And once we get that into focus, the show will be successful again." --As for the current panel, Randy Jackson has a year left on his contract . . . Kara has a year-to-year deal that hasn't been renewed for 2011 . . . and Ellen still has several years left on her contract.