8/7/14 Kanye West is Delusional

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Thursday, August 7, 2014

 

Before ANNETTE BENING locked him down in 1992, WARREN BEATTY had ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OVER HIS GROIN.  It did what it wanted, when it wanted to. And according to a new book called "Star:  How Warren Beatty Seduced America", his BOOTY COUNT is an astounding 12,755.  That's the equivalent of one woman a day for 35 YEARS.

 

I think by now we can all agree that KANYE WEST has, at the very least, a slightly elevated opinion of himself and his place in the world.  So as much as this will make you roll your eyes, you probably won't be the least bit surprised: Kanye believes that celebrities dealing with the paparazzi go through EXACTLY what blacks did during the Civil Rights movement. He says, quote, "In the '60s people used to hold up 'Die [N-word]' signs when my parents were in the sit-ins also . . . I equate it to discrimination.  I equate it to inequalities.

 

KANYE WEST is afraid his daughter will be killed by a paparazzi drone.  He told a lawyer during a deposition, quote, "Wouldn't you like to just teach your daughter how to swim without a drone flying?  What happens if a drone falls right next to her?   Would it electrocute her?  Could it fall and hit her if that paparazzi doesn't understand how to remote control the drone over their house?" Meanwhile . . . Kanye and KIM KARDASHIAN are reportedly buying a $20 million house in Hidden Hills.  It's pretty secluded, but it probably IS accessible by drone.

 

15-year-old CASSIDY STAY lost her parents and four siblings when they were murdered by an uncle.  After she quoted Professor Dumbledore from a "Harry Potter" book at the memorial service, author J.K. ROWLING sent her a handwritten letter from Dumbledore and other gifts.