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Jake's Corner

10/11/14 Kim K. is Crazy

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Thursday, December 11, 2014

 

Apparently, KIM KARDASHIAN gained a lot more weight than she should have during her pregnancy because GOD WAS MAD AT HER. That's what she told "Elle UK". She said, quote, "I'd think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying, 'Kim, you think you're so hot, but look what I can do to you.' My body just went crazy. After five months I swore I'd never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body."

 

Pippa Middleton, whose butt became the stuff of headlines when she wore a form-fitting dress to the wedding of her sister Kate Middleton and Prince William, is weighing in on Kim Kardashian 's bare posterior. In a blog for London's Spectator, Pippa seems to give the reality show princess a thumbs down, saying, "No year is complete without a bottom story, and the ‘Rear of 2014’ award undoubtedly goes to Kim Kardashian, after her posterior exploded all over the Internet last month. I must say that mine -- though it has enjoyed fleeting fame -- is not comparable. The Kim butt story did make me pause. What is it with this American booty culture? It seems to me to be a form of obsession. Kim’s aim, apparently, was to break the Internet, but I’m not sure she’s going the right way about it."

 

A man who stole part of the Porsche that Paul Walker died in will spend six months in jail. The 26-year-old man and his 19-year-old friend stole a roof panel when a tow truck carrying the wreckage stopped at a red light. They were busted after they were caught on video. Also, the teen bragged about it by posting photos on Instagram and Twitter. The man was sentenced to six months in jail and the teen was sentenced to six months earlier this month.

 

12/10/14 Rihanna Preggers?

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Wednesday, December 10, 2014

 

The not-so-reliable MediaTakeOut.com says RIHANNA is pregnant. And they're 100% GUARANTEEING it's true . . . so there's that. There's no word who the dad is. Rihanna supposedly just found out days ago. They say Rihanna is working on a song for her new album where she'll talk about, quote, "the baby growing inside me." Also, she has BANNED ALL WEED SMOKING in the studio . . . which is totally uncharacteristic of her.

 

We'd heard that FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR. was pretty shaken up after "witnessing" a murder-suicide on FaceTime Monday. But he wasn't too distraught to take in a basketball game. Later that night, he was at the Staples Center to watch the Clippers take on the Suns. Meanwhile, TMZ says Floyd may have been riling up his friend EARL HAYES in the moments before he shot and killed his wife STEPHANIE MOSELEY, then himself. Sources say he was telling Earl to leave her, and even called him WEAK for staying. Obviously, that doesn't mean Floyd CAUSED the murder-suicide.

 

LEBRON JAMES put his arm around KATE MIDDLETON during a photo op Monday night. Some British newspapers say this was a breach of royal protocol. But a Palace spokesman says Will and Kate want people to, quote, "address them in whatever way you feel most comfortable.

 

With each new day, the hackers who cyber attacked Sony reveal another secret or two. Yesterday, we learned two shocking pieces of insider gossip. Tom Cruise was once considered for the role in the still unreleased Steve Jobs bio-pic. Thankfully, that will never happen. That role has gone to Michael Fassbender. Also, not everyone is infatuated with Angelina Jolie. During an exceptionally bitter email exchange, a top-notch Academy Award-winning producer refused to work with Angie because she behaves like a “spoiled brat.”

12/9/14 Kate Hudson Single Again

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Tuesday, December 9, 2014

 

KATE HUDSON and MUSE singer MATT BELLAMY have called off their engagement. And everything else for that matter. They had been together for four years, and have a 3-year-old son named Bingham. Kate's rep says, quote, "Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now. Despite this, they remain very close friends and committed co-parents."

 

DIDDY beat up DRAKE outside a Miami nightclub. Sources say it was over Drake using some of his music without permission. Two sources said Drake went to the HOSPITAL, possibly with a dislocated shoulder.

 

Boxer FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR. witnessed a murder-suicide on FaceTime yesterday morning. His friend, a rapper named EARL HAYES, shot and killed his actress-wife STEPHANIE MOSELEY, before turning the gun on himself. When it happened, Floyd was on FaceTime with Hayes, begging him to calm down. It's not clear what Floyd actually saw, but he definitely heard the whole thing.

 

12/8/14 Leo's Wild Night

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Monday, December 8, 2014

 

MILEY CYRUS had a fun couple of days last week. On Wednesday night, she performed at an art show in Miami wearing disco ball pasties. Then, on Thursday night, Miley and boyfriend PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER were still partying in Miami. They hit up a club where PARIS HILTON was DJ-ing, and Miley and Paris ended up MAKING OUT. On Wednesday night after Miley's near-naked performance, she and Patrick were at this same club, where they danced with STRIPPERS. Patrick reportedly dropped 10-grand to help them through nursing school.

 

MEGAN FOX and BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN got hit by a drunk driver in Los Angeles on Thursday, but they're apparently fine. The other man crossed lanes and crashed his Mini Cooper head-on into Brian and Megan's Range Rover. He was arrested for DUI.

 

Rumor has it... Leonardo DiCaprio and model Toni Garrn have called it quits. Recently, Leo was spotted partying with a large group, including Joe Jonas, at the popup version of 1 Oak in South Beach. One source says Leo left the club with every single girl partying in his VIP section. Quote, “He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero. He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.”

12/5/14 Tracy Morgan Still Recovering

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Friday, December 5, 2014

 

JOSE CANSECO recently lost a finger AND a fiancée. He had the finger reattached, and now he's looking to correct the other problem . . . by hitting on SHANIA TWAIN. Earlier this week, Jose Tweeted, quote, "Shania Twain, want to get married? We were supposed to meet when I played for the Blue Jays in 1998." Then he sent her a SHIRTLESS picture. He ended up deleting the Tweets. Not that they would have worked. Shania married her second husband in 2011

 

TRACY MORGAN is still trying to recover from that horrific accident over the summer. On Wednesday, he was spotted using a walker while going into a New Jersey post office with his fiancée.

Someone shot video, and asked Tracy how he's doing. He said he was, quote, "Fighting every day."

 

Britney Spears's new beau, Charlie Ebersol, got a big thumbs-up from her family, but Charlie's mom isn't feeling the love for the Britney. According to Radar Online, Susan Saint James “cannot believe that her son is getting serious with Britney. All Charlie’s mother has ever wanted is for him to get married and have children. She just doesn’t think Britney is the right choice. [His father] thinks it is great to see his son happy, but Susan wants him to be with someone less famous."

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