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8/30/10 Paris Hilton Arrested

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Monday, August 30, 2010
 
 
PARIS HILTON was arrested in Las Vegas Friday night for COCAINE POSSESSION. --Police pulled over a black Escalade on the Las Vegas strip shortly before midnight, after they saw what they thought was POT SMOKE billowing out of the windows. --Paris was inside the car, and her boyfriend Cy Waits was driving. Police allegedly found cocaine in Paris' purse, and hauled her in on a possession charge. Cy was booked for DUI. --Here's how they found the coke: Police say that Paris asked to go inside the Wynn hotel, which they were in front of at the time . . . for privacy. --She went to grab some lip balm out of her purse, and out fell, quote, "a bindle of cocaine in a small plastic bag." (--A bindle is a little envelope you make by folding a piece of paper.) Police said it was a SMALL amount. --Paris was released three hours later. At about 5:00 A.M. Saturday morning, she Tweeted, quote, "In bed watching 'Family Guy'. Love this show! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent." --There's no word when Cy was released. But he was given another "release" . . . when he was FIRED FROM HIS JOB. --Cy Waits and his twin brother had just been hired this past Wednesday to head up nightclub operations for the Wynn. But Cy got CANNED shortly after his arrest. --Not surprisingly, Paris' attorney is trying to downplay her arrest. --He says, quote, "This matter will be dealt with in the courts, not in the media, and I encourage people not to rush to judgment until all of the facts have been dealt with in a court of law." --And then there's this: Paris allegedly told the cops the cocaine wasn't hers . . . and neither was the purse. Supposedly, she borrowed a friend's purse at the last minute, because hers didn't match her outfit. --As you may recall, Paris used the "It wasn't mine" excuse when she got busted for pot possession at the World Cup in South Africa. She claimed the weed belonged to someone else in her entourage . . . and it WORKED. --Paris also got caught with pot this summer on the French island of Corsica. And she wasn't charged there, either. --Here's an interesting aside: The local NBC affiliate says that Paris was offered limo service for the night, but she turned it down, saying, quote, "My boyfriend will drive me."
 
When police arrested that guy who tried to break into PARIS HILTON'S house last week, they had some help. --Paris' boyfriend, Cy Waits, was actually holding the guy at gunpoint when they arrived. --He apparently saw the guy staring at Paris through one of her windows and sprang into action. --A "source" said, quote, "He told the prowler to get on the ground and then kicked the knives away. He had him at gunpoint until the police arrived." --By the way . . . E! Online says the suspect, Nathan Lee Parada, found Paris' house on one of those maps of celebrities' homes that you can buy all around L.A.
 
FANTASIA BARRINO performed a surprise mini-concert at a Las Vegas nightclub on Friday night. And she seemed to be of the opinion that someone else was responsible for an entire bottle of pills making its way down her throat earlier this month. --She told the crowd, quote, "They thought I was finished, they thought I was done, they counted me out. But I will never, ever stop, I don't care what nobody say about me." --She added, quote, "Don't let your haters stop you. Don't let nobody stand in the way of your destiny." --By the way . . . RadarOnline is claiming that Fantasia has been FETUSED by her married boyfriend, Antwaun Cook.
 
 
As you've probably heard by now, former "Playboy" Playmate KARISSA SHANNON has admitted straight-up that she did indeed make a sex tape with HEIDI MONTAG. --But she says SPENCER PRATT had absolutely nothing to do with it . . . and wasn't even there when they filmed it. The only reason he has it is because he STOLE Karissa's video camera. --And she's not the least bit interested in it coming out. --But now that it's become such a headache for her, Karissa says, quote, "I just wish I'd done it with LINDSAY LOHAN. At least it wouldn't be on the market right now."
 
 
Still no word on MARIAH CAREY'S alleged pregnancy. But NICK CANNON is still dancing around the issue. --He tells "People" magazine, quote, "She's very nurturing. She's nurturing with me and makes me breakfast at anytime and that's my favorite food. It would be like 3 o'clock in the morning and she will still make me waffles. She'll be the best mom."
 
The cast of “Dancing With The Stars” will be announced tonight on ABC…or, I can tell you right now…
Bristol Palin 
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino (Jersey Shore)
Jennifer Grey (Dirty Dancing).
Margaret Cho (Drop Dead Diva)
Rick Fox (former L.A. Lakers player)
Florence Henderson (The Brady Bunch)
Brandy (Moesha )
Michael Bolton (singer)
David Hasselhoff (Knight Rider, Baywatch)
Audrina Patridge (MTV's The Hills)
[Possibly Ali Fedotowsky from The Bachelorette, though sources now say she and Roberto won’t be on the show, after all, due to scheduling conflicts.]

8/27/10 Madonna Bad Mom

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Friday, August 27, 2010
 
 
We've got more evidence today that MARIAH CAREY is pregnant. She issued the following statement yesterday . . . quote, "I appreciate everyone's well wishes. But I am very superstitious. When the time is right, everyone will know."
 

Get ready for another round of "JESSICA SIMPSON is fat" talk. Because Jessica wore a form-fitting dress yesterday . . . and people are already jerking their jaws about how heavy she looks.
 
 
On Monday, TIGER WOODS finalized his divorce from ELIN NORDEGREN. And on Wednesday, just one day before the start of The Barclays golf tournament in New Jersey, he pretty much bared his soul. --Well, all of this closure may have had a cleansing effect on his game . . . because Tiger played better yesterday than he has all year. --Tiger shot an amazing SEVEN birdies, and finished the first day of the tournament tied for first with Vaughn Taylor, at 65 strokes apiece. --It was ALMOST a perfect day for Tiger . . . until he made this very ill-advised comment . . . quote, "IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ABLE TO CONTROL MY BALL ALL DAY LIKE THIS."
 
 
LINDSAY LOHAN must have gotten her license back, because she was seen driving around in a Maserati yesterday morning at about 1:00 A.M. --But Lindsay wasn't up to no good. And she wasn't out clubbing. She just went to the Venice area to pick up a friend . . . and they went right back to Lindsay's house in Hollywood.
 
 
Yesterday, we saw a picture of LINDSAY LOHAN post-rehab . . . wearing a lot of expensive designer stuff. And we wondered if companies were PAYING her to be a walking billboard. --Several of the companies whose things she was wearing denied it. But Fox News says that Lindsay is indeed being paid to be a CORPORATE WHORE. And she's getting top dollar right now, because the paparazzi's interest in her is so huge. --A "source" says, quote, "Over the next couple of weeks, she can be paid for carrying something in a photo. Each company is offering between $2,000 and $10,000 for a photo of her with their products. --Other companies are sending her masses of things for free hoping she'll wear them. --Lindsay's mom and her manager and lawyer are brokering deals left and right. It's a smart way for her to cash in and make up for lost income."
 
 
MADONNA has three kids . . . and not much time in her day. So how does she make time for them? She SCHEDULES it. That's according to Britain's not-always-reliable "Daily Mail". --A "source" tells the tabloid, quote, "Madonna manages her diary in 15-minute increments. I'm told that she will have 'time with Lola' or 'time with David' marked into her schedule by one of her PAs. --The children are said to have appointments made to see their mother, who will help with homework, or sing, or even make food with them . . . but only if it has been planned in advance."

8/26/10 Elin Speaks

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Thursday, August 26, 2010
 
This week's issue of "People" magazine contains the very first interview with ELIN NORDEGREN since the CHAOS that erupted in her home last Thanksgiving . . . and the insanity that ensued. --And I'll give you the money shot first: Elin says she did NOT hit TIGER WOODS the night he tried to peel out of their driveway, and ended up hitting a fire hydrant and a tree. --She says, quote, "There was never any violence inside or outside our home. The speculation that I would have used a golf club to hit him is just truly ridiculous." --Elin also drops this pretty obvious statement . . . quote, "I've been through hell." She adds, quote, "It's hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden . . . was it a lie? --You're struggling because it wasn't real. But I survived. It was hard, but it didn't kill me." --Elin admits she didn't know anything about Tiger's RESTLESS GROIN SYNDROME. She says, quote, "I'm so embarrassed that I never suspected . . . not a one. --For the past three and a half years, when all this was going on, I was home a lot more with pregnancies, then the children and my school.” --She adds, quote, "I felt stupid as more things were revealed . . . how could I not have known anything? The word betrayal isn't strong enough. I felt like my whole world had fallen apart. --It seemed that my world as I thought it was had never existed. I felt embarrassed for having been so deceived. I felt betrayed by many people around me." --One thing Elin is sure of now is that the marriage is OVER. And she assumes it'll be a while before she can start dating again. (--Something tells me Tiger won't have that problem.) --Elin will continue to live in Florida, and co-parent the kids with Tiger. She also plans to go back to college and get a degree in psychology. She may even be able to forgive Tiger someday. In the meantime, things are going pretty well. --She says, quote, "I feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself."
 
 
On the same day that "People" magazine released the interview it did with ELIN NORDEGREN, TIGER WOODS was back on the golf course for The Barclays tournament in Paramus, New Jersey. --During a press conference yesterday, he talked about his divorce. He said, quote, "You know, it's a sad time in our lives. --And we're looking forward in our lives and how we can help our kids the best way we possibly can. And that's the most important thing." --He added, quote, "I wish [Elin] the best in everything." --Tiger also took all the blame for the divorce . . . quote, "My actions certainly led us to this decision. And I've certainly made a lot of errors in my life and that's something I'm going to have to live with." --He added, quote, "I certainly understand that she is sad and I feel the same way."
 
 
At LINDSAY LOHAN'S hearing yesterday, Judge Elden Fox laid out the conditions for her outpatient treatment. --Lindsay wasn't there personally, but her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, told reporters what's expected of Lindsay. --Between now and a progress hearing on November 1st, Lindsay has to remain in California, and keep Los Angeles as her primary residence. --She also has to undergo psychiatric treatment AT LEAST four times a week. --She has to attend some kind of dependency meeting . . . like Alcohol Anonymous or Narcotics Anonymous . . . at least five times a week. --She must contact a chemical dependency counselor at least SEVEN times a week. --She has to attend behavioral therapy twice a week. --And she will be randomly tested for drugs and alcohol twice a week. And she's not allowed to miss a single test. --Lindsay's attorney is required to provide statements twice a week affirming that Lindsay is meeting her requirements. --If Lindsay flakes on ANY of these terms, she gets sent back to the pen for 30 days. --Holley told reporters, quote, "[Lindsay] is very serious about her sobriety. She looks forward to proving to the court that she is serious. She has learned her lesson and is going to move forward in a positive way."
 
LINDSAY LOHAN was photographed in public yesterday . . . for the first time since she entered jail and rehab. She was running some errands, including going to the DMV to apply to get her driver's license back. --Lindsay was NOT wearing her SCRAM bracelet . . . but she was wearing some pretty expensive stuff. --E! Online tallied up her outfit, and here's what they came up with . . . She's wearing V-MODA headphones that are worth $250. --Her sunglasses are $145 Ray-Bans. --The Hermes belt around her waist runs anywhere from $585 to $2,000, depending on the material. --Not to mention the fact that she's holding a Rock Star energy drink, with the label facing directly at the camera. --If you're wondering if maybe Lindsay is making some money off PRODUCT PLACEMENT, E! spoke with all these companies . . . and they all denied that they paid Lindsay to represent for them.
 
 
Neither MARIAH CAREY nor NICK CANNON will admit that Mariah is pregnant. But Mariah's candy coating does seem to be thickening lately. And she was spotted recently wearing a MATERNITY DRESS from a company called A Pea in the Pod. --A "source" says Mariah is four months pregnant, and there might be something to that. --Because her rep says, quote, "I spoke to Mariah from Brazil. She is very superstitious . . . and when the time is right for her and Nick to announce something, she will."
 
 
MILEY CYRUS and LIAM HEMSWORTH have broken up. Rumors to that effect started going around yesterday, and when RadarOnline contacted Liam, he told them, quote, "It's true." --There's no word why they split, but the gossip is already starting to fly. --E! Online says there are supposedly some pictures of Miley in Detroit, on the set of her upcoming movie, "LOL: Laughing Out Loud". --And these pictures show Miley STRADDLING a guy who looks like her co-star in that flick, one Adam Sevani. He's 18. --Meanwhile, the "Star" tabloid claims that Liam hooked up with a 26-year-old chick named Katy earlier this month at the U.S. Open Surf Competition in Huntington Beach. (--Liam is 20.) --Nobody's saying he actually cheated . . . but he supposedly partied with her and her friends, and left with her phone number.
 
 
Well, this is an enormous shock and not in any way expected: HEIDI MONTAG'S boob job failed to make her happy or fill the emptiness inside her. In fact, she wants to drop her G-cups back down to a D or a Double-D. --She tells "Us Weekly", quote, "I feel trapped in my own body.  I'm desperate to go back to normal. I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren't working, so I stopped.  It hurt either way. --I'm obsessed with fitness, but it's impossible to work out with these boobs. It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life." --Heidi is currently looking for a doctor to do the work for her . . . since the surgeon who pumped her up, Dr. Frank Ryan, died last week in a car accident.
 
This one definitely goes in the "I'll Believe It When I See It" file: "OK!" magazine claims that BRITNEY SPEARS is trying to convince her sister JAMIE LYNN to have a DOUBLE WEDDING with her. --Jamie is back with her baby-daddy, Casey Aldridge, and Britney is still nailing boyfriend Jason Trawick. And supposedly, they've actually talked about this. --A "source" says, quote, "They were trying to top each other with crazy things they could do, like arrive in a horse-drawn carriage. Their kids would be ring bearers and the flower girl. --Britney even suggested she and Jamie Lynn walk each other down the aisle."

8/25/2010 Lilo Out of Rehab

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Wednesday, August 25, 2010
 
 
Judge Elden Fox was supposed to issue some kind of ruling today regarding the LINDSAY LOHAN case. He didn't. --Instead, he just sprung her from rehab. --On Day 23 of what was supposed to be a 90-day stay, Lindsay checked out of UCLA Medical Center yesterday. They rushed her out a backdoor to a waiting vehicle, in order to avoid the media. --It was the doctors at UCLA who told Judge Fox that Lindsay should be released. They decided that Lindsay's addiction and psychiatric problems were not nearly as bad as they've been depicted up to now. --Apparently, a big part of Lindsay's problem was that she was misdiagnosed with ADHD and placed on Adderall . . . which is a powerful stimulant that can have an effect similar to that of METH . . . especially in someone who doesn't need it. --According to RadarOnline.com, Lindsay will continue to receive outpatient treatment two or three times a week at UCLA.
 
PARIS HILTON awoke at about 6:30 yesterday morning, only to discover a man with TWO KNIVES trying to get into her house. Luckily, he tripped the alarm system, and police got there before he could get in. --The perp . . . a 31-year-old man named Nathan Lee Parada . . . was arrested on one count of felony burglary. As of last night, he was being held on $50,000 bail.
 
 
GEORGE MICHAEL admitted yesterday that he was HIGH when he crashed his Range Rover into a London storefront last month. --He didn't say it in so many words . . . but he did stand before a judge and plead GUILTY to two charges: Driving under the influence of drugs and possession of marijuana. He'll be sentenced September 14th. --The judge told him this was a, quote, "serious matter" . . . especially given the fact that he's got a similar conviction from three years ago. --He told George that all sentencing options are on the table, including JAIL TIME. --He also suspended George's license for six months . . . although George told him that he'd taken HIMSELF off the road after last month's incident.
 
Back in June, MICHAEL DOUGLAS' ex-wife Diandra sued him for 50% of whatever he's going to make on the upcoming "Wall Street" sequel. --See, there's a clause in their divorce settlement that gives her half of what he earned for any movies he made while they were together. That includes residuals, merchandising and ancillary rights. --Diandra claims the agreement also covers SEQUELS. And since the original "Wall Street" was made during their marriage, she thinks she gets her 50% on the new one. --As you've probably heard, Michael announced last week that he has THROAT CANCER. Now, you might think Diandra would be sympathetic to that, and withdraw her lawsuit. But that's not happening. --She did offer to postpone a hearing that was scheduled for yesterday, but Michael declined. A so-called "source" says, quote, "He wants to get this over with as soon as possible."
 
TMZ claims that HEIDI MONTAG might be ready to jump on board the celebrity sex tape train. --She's supposedly in negotiations now with Vivid Entertainment . . . the porno company that SPENCER PRATT is threatening to sell their sex tapes to. --TMZ says, quote, "Heidi wants [Vivid] to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian's sex tape, which was also released through Vivid, because Heidi may be interested in working out a deal."
 
 
Say what you want about JENNA JAMESON, but at least she's honest about her smut. She says, quote, "Why do people do porno tapes, sell them, make boatloads of money, then LIE about being victimized? --I own up to my porn. I don't cry and say my boyfriend stole it."

8/24/10 Tiger & Elin Divorced

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Tuesday, August 24, 2010
 
TIGER WOODS and ELIN NORDEGREN finalized their divorce yesterday, in a courtroom in Panama City, Florida. --Afterward, they released a statement saying, quote, "We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. --While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. --Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. --The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern." --Settlement terms were not disclosed, but sources say Elin probably walked away with AT LEAST $100 million . . . and possibly a lot more. --It's likely that Elin had to sign a confidentiality agreement to get the cash. So don't expect any tell-all interviews from her. --Elin had signed a prenup, but it was renegotiated after she and the rest of the world found out about Tiger's RESTLESS GROIN SYNDROME. --Going in, both of them were willing to share custody of their kids, 3-year-old Sam and 1-year-old Charlie, so we assume that's what they agreed on. --One final note: In the divorce documents, Elin asked that her maiden name be restored.
 
First, there was DAVID BOREANAZ. Then TIGER WOODS. And now, RACHEL UCHITEL may be canoodling her THIRD married celebrity. --Rumor has it she's fornicating with "Celebrity Rehab" cast mate JEREMY LONDON . . . who's married, but separated. --But London says, quote, "Rachel and I are good friends PERIOD. She's been wrongfully persecuted by the media and because of what the media has done to me after I was nearly murdered, I relate to her."
 
VH1 was able to capitalize on FANTASIA BARRINO'S heartbreak and sorrow by slapping together a "Behind the Music" special that airs tonight.  --Fantasia comes clean about her suicide attempt . . . and admits that's exactly what it was. --She says, quote, "I didn't have any fight in me. I didn't care about anything. I just wanted out. At that moment, I wanted out. I wanted it to be over with . . . all of it, all of that (crap)." --She adds, quote, "I just sat in the closet and looked at the mirror and took all the pills in the bottle. I wanted to go to sleep and just be at peace. I knew exactly what I was doing. You can't accidentally take a whole bottle of pills." --Obviously, the drama with her married boyfriend, Antwaun Cook, and his wife Paula helped push Fantasia over the edge. But there were some other factors. --She says, quote, "I was tired of people doing me wrong, constantly, over and over again, dealing with my family . . . my father, dealing with men and their bull(crap) . . . I was tired. My head was hurting me. I was over it." --Fantasia says she was actually DISAPPOINTED at first that she hadn't succeeded in ending her life . . . quote, "I remember waking up in the hospital [and thinking], 'It didn't work, I'm still here in this hellhole. Still here with all this drama going on.'" --But Fantasia's nurse helped snapped her out of it . . . quote, "She told me what I needed to hear. And she looked at me and said, 'You gotta get up, and you've gotta get out of here, 'cause you haven't fulfilled your destiny.'" --We never really heard how Fantasia was saved from the clutches of death. But now we know. She texted her manager, Brian Dickens, and said, quote, "I love you." It struck him that this might be a GOODBYE MESSAGE. --So he texted her back, saying, quote, "You better not do anything or think about doing anything stupid." About 10 minutes later, she texted back, quote, "Already did." So he rushed to her and made the save.
 
 
LINDSAY LOHAN'S new judge, Elden Fox, is going to issue some kind of ruling today. --No one knows what he's going to say, but it's probably safe to assume it'll have something to do with Lindsay's stay at UCLA Medical Center. --Lindsay was sentenced to 90 days of rehab . . . but the consensus lately is that she'll probably get out early. --There's actually supposed to be a hearing TOMORROW about the length of Lindsay's rehab stay. But maybe today's ruling will make that hearing unnecessary. --Lindsay's people reportedly want to cut her sentence by two-thirds, and spring her in 30 days instead of 90. --Lindsay entered rehab on August 2nd . . . which means she'd get out late next week if they're successful.
 
 
Maybe KARA DIOGUARDI didn't get fired from "American Idol" after all. --E! Online is reporting that Kara did NOT want to return to "Idol" for another season. A so-called "source" says, quote, "She went to Fox two months ago and told them she didn't want to do another season. She's ready to move on."--The rumor that Kara had been fired began last month . . . just after ELLEN DEGENERES announced that she was quitting "Idol".--From what we've heard, Kara was working off a year-to-year contract, which had not been renewed for the upcoming season. If Fox declined to pick it up, we thought that meant she was being FIRED, since we assumed she wanted to return.--But there's another angle to this. It's possible that Kara saw the writing on the wall, and tried to "quit" in an effort to avoid being strung along for the entire summer . . . kind of like what is happening now anyway.--The source adds, quote, "It's frustrating. […] She can't even take any meetings. Everyone wants to know what her schedule will be like, but she doesn't know. What happens if Fox tells her they still want her for next season?"
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