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11/14/14 Cake Boss Arrested

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Friday, November 14, 2014

 

KIM KARDASHIAN supposedly wanted to "break the internet" with her recent butt photos. But according to the "Wall Street Journal", more people Tweeted about that spacecraft landing on a COMET.

 

"Cake Boss" star BUDDY VALASTRO was arrested for drunk driving at around 1:00 A.M. Thursday morning. New York City Police pulled him over after they saw his yellow 2014 Corvette driving erratically. He failed a field sobriety test, and they took him in. According to TMZ, he actually told the cops, quote, "You can't arrest me, I'm the Cake Boss!" He also told them he's a good guy, and they should just put him in a cab instead of arresting him.

 

BROOKE SHIELDS has a new book coming out called "There Was a Little Girl". And in one part she talks about how ANDRE AGASSI was hooked on METH in the early part of their relationship. Which might have contributed to THIS event . . . Brooke did a guest spot on "Friends" where she had to lick MATT LEBLANC's hand. And Andre got so jealous he stormed off the set. Brooke says, quote, "He said I made him look like a fool . . . and he got in his car and drove all the way to Vegas. Once there, he smashed all of his tennis trophies, destroying them in a rage."

 

Charlize Theron was left embarrassed the other day after a hiker 'called the police' on her. The hiker called 911 when she heard Charlize Theron's son crying and screaming but it turns out he was just in a time out.

11/13/14 Kim K Doesn't Break the Internet

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Thursday, November 13, 2014

On Tuesday Kim Kardashian exposed her famous backside on the Internet for the world to see. Her goal was to break the Internet. That didn’t happen, so yesterday more photos were released from her Paper Magazine photo shoot and these show Kim front and center wearing nothing but a necklace. Again, she did not break the Internet like she planned and she has been inundated with negative responses.

 

A multi-part interview with MAMA JUNE SHANNON from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" begins airing tonight on "Entertainment Tonight". And June admits that she never even read the court documents spelling out what her alleged boyfriend Mark McDaniel did to her daughter Chickadee back in 2002. She also downplays the relationship, saying, quote, "It's not like I'm seeing him every day." When asked if she believes McDaniel molested her daughter, June says, quote, "I do believe that, you know, something happened." But she added that she told Chickadee, quote, "not to bring up the past again."

 

In her new book, Brooke Shields reveals she lost her virginity to Dean Cain when she was 22. Brooke says she had sex for the first time with Dean who was a Princeton classmate and afterwards, she was buck naked streaking down a hallway and running like she had just stolen someone's wallet. But Cain leapt up and ran after her with the comforter in his arms and hugged her tight.

11/12/14 Booty Bang

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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

 

Things like padded panties, butt surgeries and workouts to plump up the glutes are becoming bigger business than ever . . . and experts say it's because pop culture is currently infatuated with BOOTY. One plastic surgeon says that when he asks patients whose butt they want, the most frequent answers are KIM KARDASHIAN, NICKI MINAJ, and JENNIFER LOPEZ.

 

MARK WAHLBERG says that LEONARDO DICAPRIO didn't want to work with him on the movie "The Basketball Diaries". He told the director, quote, "No way, I'm not making a movie with Marky Mark." But they DID do the movie, and they became friends.

 

JENNIFER ANISTON has amassed a $150 MILLION fortune . . . and yet, the tabloids are always saying that at 45, she's miserable, has bad luck with men, desperately wants kids, and is on the brink of an emotional breakdown. But Jennifer says she has no idea what that's all about. She tells "Harper's Bazaar", quote, "How many times can I be out there in the world, enjoying my life, and yet the narrative is 'Poor, Sorry, Sad in Love Jen' . . . I've had more fun post-40 than I can remember, from a work point of view, a physical point of view, [and] a psychotherapeutic point of view."

 

11/11/14 Justin Bieber Paid Up

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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

 

It's possible that JOAN RIVERS died of too much propofol, according to a federal investigation into her death at the Yorkville Endoscopy clinic in New York City. Also, the medical team failed to notice Joan's blood-oxygen level had dropped below normal for a full 15 minutes before they started trying to resuscitate her.

 

Remember when JUSTIN BIEBER egged his neighbor's house earlier this year? Well, it's going to cost him. The "L.A. Times" says Justin forked over more than $80,000 in restitution to make the misdemeanor vandalism charge go away. (And that's on top of the cost of the eggs, which was likely $2 to $3 a carton . . . unless he sprung for $6 organic, free-range eggs.)  Justin has also completed six of 12 court-ordered anger management classes . . . and he also has five days of community service to do. For that, he's supposedly working for MusiCares, where he'll be doing physical labor including "painting walls and moving office furniture."

 

Josh Hutcherson may be taking the Hunger Games a bit too seriously. In a recent interview with British GQ, Josh admits he'd like to sample human flesh. He says, "I don't want somebody to die for me to eat them. However, if someone happened to die, from natural causes and it was not so taboo...I'm curious. I want to know what it tastes like. Like you want to know what a pigeon tastes like, you know, except a human. They're all animals."

 

11/10/14 Robin Williams Not on Drugs

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Monday, November 10, 2014

 

BEYONCÉ and JAY Z have come up with a fantastic plan for 2015: They're going to spend the year having doing what married people do in a French chateau. At least that's what the British tabloids would like you to believe. A source says, quote, "They're hoping to conceive their second child out there. And taking a year out will allow Beyoncé to have a quiet, stress-free pregnancy. They [also] want to have some time doing very little, enjoying Blue Ivy and chilling out. They are hoping she will pick up the lingo too. And of course it will be great for their French."

 

According to a coroner's report, ROBIN WILLIAMS was sober when he died. All they found in his system were two antidepressants and two "caffeine compounds." He had also been experiencing symptoms of Parkinson's disease since 2011. He had a tremor in his left arm, and movement in his left hand had slowed.

 

This is pretty sick and sad, if it's true: The body of radio legend CASEY KASEM is reportedly decomposing in a morgue in Norway . . . and his kids say that's exactly what his widow JEAN wants to happen. They say Jean hasn't even had Casey embalmed. She just wants him to rot away until there's nothing left to autopsy. That way, the kids can't prove their claim that Casey died of ELDER ABUSE while in her care. The kids have gone to court to try to force Jean to bring him back to the U.S.

 

ANDY DICK is accused of committing grand theft last week . . . while RIDING A BICYCLE. Andy was biking in Hollywood when he saw a guy with a sweet necklace. So he stopped and asked the guy if he could see it. The man recognized Andy, so he took off his chain and handed it to him . . . and Andy proceeded to ride off with it. (!!!) The man reported the theft, and police caught up to Andy just before midnight on Friday. The chain was worth $1,000, hence the grand theft charge. Andy was booked and released on $25,000 bail.

 

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