Morning Air Show
Now this is how to have a 4th of July PARTY! Tri State Racetrack gave away 4 Harley Davidsons!
Friday, July 3rd, Randy RItenor of St. Albans won the Harley Davidson Roadking
Charles Perry of Hurricane won the Red Sportster!
Lan Tran of Charleston won the Blue Harley. Pictured here with Sarah Petry from Harley
Davidson of West Virginia, Ed Roberts and Matt of Tri State Racetrack and Casino.
Not pictured is our White Harley Winner, Basel Crumb
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one
is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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What color should we paint the bridge? You can vote and decide! Click on the picture to see the color
options and vote for your favorite!
The Eugene A. Carter Memorial Bridge (locally known as the Fort Hill Bridge) is scheduled for significant maintenance work in the latter part of 2009 and continuing into the 2010 construction season. WVDOH anticipates minor renovation work during the Fall of 2009, including the application of a skid-resistant pavement surface overlay. Work will begin in the Spring of 2010 to clean and paint the bridge. WVDOT is currently studying color schemes for the painting of the bridge and is also considering the feasibility of lighting the bridge with aesthetic light fixtures to enhance the gateway into the Capitol City
(folded approx. 8½ in. x. 10 in.)- soft/warm on inside (no silky material) & cotton/soft material on outside)